Posted by Alex Jordan on
For some reason, I was elated to sit in dense traffic last night for 30 minutes just to get to my polling station and vote for a candidate that I knew was going to get absolutely, positively crushed. But that's just me.
I accidentally put my boxers on backwards the other day. Despite the fact that I revolutionized pooping, the move posed a severe setback for urination rights.
And finally, this song popped up on Pandora, which is awesome (both Pandora and the song):