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Cute Things Dying Violently released for Windows

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Cute Things Dying Violently: "The Violent Change America Needs"

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My fellow Americans (and incidental non-Americans), it is high time that I announce that Cute Things Dying Violently has been released on Windows and is running for President of Indie Games Released on July 17 That Coincidentally Start with the Letter C.

(Pause for cheering)

These are difficult times. Jobs are scarce, terrorism still looms large, and the nation's strategic reserve of Cute Things has tragically remained untouched for many years. But that all changes today! Today, I give you hope. I give you pride. I give you fire, buzzsaws, and some psychotic messed up robot with a bucket on its head that misquotes Lady Gaga. I give you change. Violent change. Ruthless, kicking-and-screaming change.

Now, my esteemed opponent, Senator Fatass McWaddle-plop, will argue that we do not need this change, that we can't even afford it. And to him, I say: how can we not afford it? This nation desperately craves the sight of Cute Things impaled on spikes or electrocuted in midair, their blackened skulls hissing acrid smoke. And I intend to give them these sights, while conducting an honorable, civilized, and issues-oriented campaign. Plus, the good Senator is a mailbox-raping alcoholic that wraps bunnies in American flags and sets them on fire with French cigarettes. Just saying.

My fellow Americans, this July, you'll have a choice. A choice between doing things the old way (which will end in your imminent death because terrorists and e coli-infected lettuce are coming to kill you and your children), and the new way, the right way, wherein you kill millions of Cute Things and are successfully distracted from far more important issues that - let's face it - I do not have a prayer in hellof solving.

This July, elect Cute Things. Elect them for America.

(Paid for by the ApathyWorks Super PAC*)
*Pulverize All Critters

Press Kit!

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ApathyWorks now has a press kit. I wonder why...

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I should write something, goddammit

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Busy busy busy. Important game things that are going on:

Things that are going on that are getting in the fucking way of finishing CTDV:

I'll make up for all my silence once I'm given a chance to, you know... take a deep breath. Until then, I recommend following my Twitter feed, since 140 characters is something I can type reliably.

New Facebook Page!

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ApathyWorks now has a new Facebook page! Please Like it!

Between that page and this blog, I'll be showing off new Cute Things art in advance of the PC release!

Also, part of me died when I had to capitalize the word "Like." Wait, there I go again.

A hilarious, profane playthrough of Cute Things Dying Violently

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More info on the facelift that the PC version of Cute Things Dying Violently is getting in a bit. But first, here's some YouTube videos of a very funny dude playing through my game and commenting on it all the while.

Part 1:

More after the jump.

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Dear Esther Review

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Okay, first: it's beautiful. It's very beautiful. It's the most beautiful game I've played until the next one. I think it's because I used to be a level designer that I look at this and just see a collection of pixels, shaders, and lighting choices, that a good chunk of it is largely lost on me.
So since I can appreciate the beauty without really giving a damn about it, let's move on to the story: we've all heard it before. I learned the title of the game and immediately thought, "$10 says Esther is dead." Which she is, of course, killed in a car accident in the south of England. The narrator wants to blame the offending driver for being drunk, the offending driver blames birds that flew in front of his car, but whatever, Esther is dead. And the narrator is now walking around this island in the Outer Hebrides, reading snippets of letters that he wrote to her, presumably after her death.
The whole thing reeks of "level designer who can't model and writer who can't program decide to make a game without models or programming." You only have those two components: a very pretty world and a narrator reading bits of exposition... randomly, it turns out. If you leave a level designer to his own devices, what does he do? He makes something pretty. If you leave a writer to his own devices, what does he do? Write about death, apparently. Unfailingly, it seems. I've already played a shit ton of indie games that have practically this exact same plot. Oh, and the plot is a ripoff of a Ken Follett book from 1975: family gets into a car accident in England, horrible results, family goes to live in exile on an island off the coast of Scotland and become shepherds. So my patience is a bit thin.
And I really hate how game design writers always go for purple prose. I only forgave it in Amnesia because the backstory itself was fascinating, as opposed to the line delivery. Out of all the spoken lines in the game, only one caught me off guard in a way that impressed me. "Fire, or soil?" Took me a second to figure out that the narrator was debating cremating Esther or burying her. That I like.
Since it's a guy just wandering around, talking to himself, the whole thing plays on ambiguity. Except that I figured out the "twist" (Esther is dead) within moments of starting the game. We live in a post M Night Shyamalan world, where anyone who has eyes that can read or watch a movie know that writers shouldn't use ambiguity to hide a twist, because it's been done to death, and everyone expects the fucking twist! I'd rather assume that there isn't one and then find out it was hidden in plain sight, like Bioshock's Would You Kindly? zinger.
Why don't game designers ever write about small ideas? Or at least smaller ideas, like love? Jonathan Blow spent all of Braid disguising an anti nuclear proliferation theme as a squabble between a couple. Points for delivery, no marks for my interest in it. Oh gee, you don't like nuclear weapons? Nobody likes nuclear weapons, welcome to 1949.
Anyway, I'd like to play a story-driven indie game that I can't hang the adjective "pretentious" from. Make me care about characters, make me care about smaller, more relatable themes. Maybe try your hand at good poetry instead of purple prose. Stop doing this "big ideas + twist!" bullshit.
In the end, though, it appears I'm the only guy who doesn't like Dear Esther. Oh well.

The following is from an email I wrote to my brother when he asked me for my opinions on Dear Esther. He didn't respond to the email, but Tweeted at me very briefly: "Apparently, you emailed me a review for your website."

That's a good idea. Here's my review, with tons of spoilers, so please beware.

Okay, first: it's beautiful. It's very beautiful. It's the most beautiful game I've played, until the next one. I think it's because I used to be a level designer that I look at this and just see a collection of pixels, shaders, and lighting choices, so that a good chunk of it is largely lost on me.

Since I can appreciate the beauty without really giving a damn about it, let's move on to the story: we've all heard it before. I learned the title of the game and immediately thought, "$10 says Esther is dead." Which she is, of course, killed in a car accident in the south of England. The narrator wants to blame the offending driver for being drunk, the offending driver blames birds that flew in front of his car, but whatever, Esther is dead. And the narrator is now walking around this island in the Outer Hebrides, reading snippets of letters that he wrote to her, presumably after her death.

The whole thing reeks of "level designer who can't model and writer who can't program decide to make a game without models or programming." You only have those two components: a very pretty world and a narrator reading bits of exposition... randomly, it turns out. If you leave a level designer to his own devices, what does he do? He makes something pretty. If you leave a writer to his own devices, what does he do? Write about death, apparently. And unfailingly, it seems: I've already played a shit ton of indie games that have practically this exact same plot. Oh, and the plot is a ripoff of a Ken Follett book from 1975: family gets into a car accident in England, horrible results, family goes to live in exile on an island off the coast of Scotland and become shepherds. So my patience is a bit thin.

And I really hate how game design writers always go for purple prose. I only forgave it in Amnesia because the backstory itself was fascinating, as opposed to the line delivery. Out of all the spoken lines in Dear Esther, only one caught me off guard in a way that impressed me. "Fire, or soil?" Took me a second to figure out that the narrator was debating cremating Esther or burying her. That I like.

Since it's a guy just wandering around, talking to himself, the whole thing plays on ambiguity. Except that I figured out the "twist" (Esther is dead) within moments of starting the game. We live in a post-M Night Shyamalan world, where anyone who isn't blind and has read a book or watched a movie recently knows that writers shouldn't use ambiguity to hide a twist, because it's been done to death at this point, and every other movie or book or game is experienced with the notion that you should be on the lookout for the inevitable twist! I'd rather assume that there isn't one and then come across one that was hidden in plain sight, like Bioshock's Would You Kindly? zinger.

And since the twist is about death, let's talk about death. Or, rather: why don't game designers ever write about small ideas? Or at least smaller ideas, like love? Jonathan Blow spent all of Braid disguising an anti nuclear proliferation theme as a squabble between a couple. Points for delivery, no marks for my interest in it. Oh gee, you don't like nuclear weapons? Nobody likes nuclear weapons, welcome to 1949.

The result of all this sturm und drang over Big Ideas is that I'd just really like to play a story-driven indie game that I can't hang the adjective "pretentious" from. Make me care about characters, make me care about smaller, more relatable themes. Maybe try your hand at good poetry instead of purple prose. Stop doing this "big ideas + twist!" bullshit.

In the end, though, it appears I'm the only guy who doesn't like Dear Esther. Which, it turns out, I'm fine with. It's a beautiful game that tries something new and attempts to be meaningful. Just because it didn't float with me doesn't mean you shouldn't try it. In fact, I've been hectoring everyone to give it a whirl, seeing as how I appear to be in the extreme minority. Support indies!

Uncharted 2 Review

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What to do? I've accomplished a ton of work on the PC version of Cute Things Dying Violently, none of which is photogenic, really. So what should I blog about instead? How 'bout the fact that I'm going through the Uncharted series backwards, and just finished Uncharted 2. Which, for my money, is a far better game than it's threequel.

Oh wait, I already reviewed Uncharted 2.

Alright, back to CTDV. I hope to have something to show soon.

Uncharted 3 Mini-Review

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I spent MLK weekend dogsitting a canine that was fond of pooping six times a day and howling at 3am and waking the neighbors. As a thank you/apology, the owners bought me a PS3 for my troubles. So, hey, here's an Uncharted 3 mini-review!

I should clarify that I know full well the worth of bloggers who review popular games months after everyone has already beaten them, and that I mostly do this to organize my thoughts on good and bad design choices.



Things I Liked


Things I Didn't Like

The Incredible Shrinking Xbox Live Indie Games Market

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Why, hello there. I'm back from the warm glow of spending Christmas and New Years at hearth and home in Rhode Island. That means that I've returned to my usual city of stubby, unadorned concrete boxes posing as buildings, host to a quixotic collection of ugly white people under severe delusions of grandeur.

One must soldier on.

Or not, since it's time again to arglbargl about Xbox Live Indie Games. For a change, instead of describing its latest indignities through the lens of Cute Things Dying Violently, let's instead focus on Scott Tykoski, a bonafide developer at Stardock who decided to go slumming in XBLIG with the Christmas-themed Elfsquad 7.

Poor Scott recently tweeted that Elfsquad 7 had only sold 600 copies on XBLIG (at $1 a copy) since its release, which is dispiriting for a number of reasons. But since my opinion on how viable XBLIG is as a market should be pretty well-known at this point, I'll only focus on one reason in particular: Elfsquad 7 got lots of good press. Joystiq, Kotaku, Indiegames.com, Gamasutra, and plenty of other sites quickly took note of the professional developer and his game. Lots of people paid attention. And still... 600 sales.

So, we're looking at XBLIG as a market that is even now becoming more resistant to good press, one of the most reliable levers of ensuring (or at least boosting) commercial success in pretty much any market. XBLIG doesn't have many saving graces left for those interested in earning money from it, and one of those few remaining graces is either quickly receding or is now entirely gone.

And Scott's not my only data point. Cursed Loot (formerly Epic Dungeon) was the best-selling game of the XBLIG Winter Uprising that occurred a year ago. According to its creator, Eyehook Games, the title sold 3,800 copies (at $1 a copy) on its first day on the market last December. And that was before that game (and the other Winter Uprising games) got featured prominently on the Xbox Live Dashboard. By comparison, CTDV (I lied, I am talking about it), a game I'd wager was similarly popular, sold 700 copies (at $1 a copy) on its first day of sales about 9 months after the Winter Uprising concluded, and only 800 copies on its best day, when the Summer Uprising ad went up on the Xbox Dashboard.

Two games, both popular and well-received, both backed by prominent Uprisings and similar levels of advertisement from Microsoft... yet one exhibited far slower sales than the other, just nine months later.

There could be many other reasons for that, including purchasing habits of different customer bases (CTDV seems to have sold as well as Cursed Loot over all, indicating that the long tail of purchases has made up for lower initial sales), but I can't help but think that the marked difference of 3,800 sales versus 800 sales is from rapidly-declining market interest. Fewer customers are interested in XBLIG as a whole, and the market is contracting to the point where even consistent good press is losing its relevance.

One final example: the creator of the recently-released twin stick shooter P-3 admitted in the App Hub forums that his game only sold 21 copies (at $1 a copy) on its first day on the XBLIG market. His conversion rate of trial downloads to purchases was 5%, which is... saddening. And I can't help but compare that with my own crappy geography game, which sold 60 copies on its first day of sales back in June 2010. As a genre, twin stick shooters are far more popular than edutainment, so once again I find myself wondering just how much the market has contracted.

People like me

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Or at least they pretend to. For long enough to humor me, anyway.

First up, an article on Supply and Demand on Xbox Live Indie Games that I posted way back in September has made its way to Gamasutra, where it was yesterday's Featured blog post. Nice!

Secondly, Tim Hurley over at Gear-Fish roused himself from his stupor long enough to review Cute Things Dying Violently. (Tim, it's been out for about four months now.)

Finally, Tim also snuck a few interview questions my way. I hold forth on the usual game dev subjects like upgrading CTDV, future games to be made, and platform preference, but Tim also threw a curveball my way regarding cooking. That was a really fun one to answer.

Tales From the Dev Side on IndieGamerChick

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Bad news, nobody. Someone hacked my Xbox Live account and spent $120 of my hard-earned money on games I don't get to play. While Microsoft is investigating the intrusion (and taking their sweet time in doing so), they've shut down my Xbox Live account, which means I can't use it to test out updates to Cute Things Dying Violently. Which means the desperately-needed Xbox patch for it is on hold.


In far better news, Kairi Vice of IndieGamerChick has been featuring Xbox Live Indie Games developers on her blog while she recuperates from a medical issue. The series is called "Tales From the Dev Side", and Tuesday saw the publishing of Ian Stocker's (Soulcaster I and II, Escape Goat) article on pricing, while yesterday I had the privilege of seeing my article go live. It's about making your game stand out, which is important no matter what market you're releasing it in, but has a few special ideas just for XBLIG.

I hereby demand that you read it. Twice.

Modern Warfare 3, Mini-Review

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I don't care if its the biggest goddamn video game ever. Activision shitcanned the lead developers of Infinity Ward in a ridiculously stupid move, and Infinity Ward is a shell of its former self, so I opted to just Red Box this game for $3. Heh. I didn't want to play the multiplayer (I intend to keep obsessing over Battlefield 3), so here's my thoughts on the singleplayer:


Stuff I Liked:


Stuff I Didn't Like:

I got quoted on VentureBeat!

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Over Thanksgiving weekend, I traded emails with Stefanie Fogel at VentureBeat about Cute Things Dying Violently and developing for the PC. Well, some of my quotes have appeared in her latest article about Xbox Live Indie Games developers switching from Xbox to PC, and you should read it here.

First off, I should point out that I'm quoted in this article alongside the likes of Edmund McMillen (Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac), Robert Boyd (Cthulhu Saves the World), and DJ Arcas (FortressCraft). That is, to be blunt, a huge fucking honor. These guys are all players in the indie community and are talented developers with great games on their CVs.

Also, to be blunter, I don't necessarily deserve to be quoted alongside them. As the article points out, Cute Things has only sold 17,000 copies so far and will probably only gross 30k or 40k by August 2012. These guys all have popular, well-known games that passed 100k sales with their eyes closed. In short, I'm not a peer, I'm a wannabe. That doesn't make me any less awesome, mind you! Just not as awesome as these guys. But one day...

Another thing worth mentioning is that Stefanie only shared a few snippets of the quotes I gave her and the things I discussed. The two paragraphs in her article that discuss me blend a few disparate subjects: I discuss that Cute Things did pretty well but also that the poor filtering on the XBLIG Marketplace scares away potential customers. I also have a bland throwaway quote about how the PC is great for indie developers (no shit), and then that comment about how most of the Uprising developers have abandoned XBLIG.

A few sentiments missing from the article are that I appreciate (and I do!) the huge success that Microsoft and others have afforded me through XBLIG. I don't relish biting the hand that feeds, and I don't think Boyd (a former XBLIG developer) does either. But there are superior opportunities elsewhere. That's just the way it is. 20k copies sold on XBLIG versus 100k copies sold on Steam is a no-brainer.

Speaking of which, I say in the article that I'd love to get my game on Steam, and I would, although it's certainly not a foregone conclusion. I'm certainly not trying to be presumptuous... just because I appeared in a prominent article alongside some wonderful, prominent developers doesn't mean everyone should hang on my every word, or that my game is destined for greatness. I still have my work cut out for me, and I really want to earn a spot alongside those developers.

New Achievements coming to Cute Things Dying Violently

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I've been working steadily on Cute Things for the past few days, and decided that I didn't want to just throw a bland bug-fixing patch at the 360 version. Since I'm also busy working on the PC port of the game, I figured that Xbox owners should get in on the fun. And oh what fun it is! Yessir, we're talking about 18 new Achievements, leading to 24 total if you include the Special level Achievements.

Also, they'll still be called "Achieve Mints" on the 360, thanks to Microsoft's lovely mouth-breathing tendencies.

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Skyrim Mini-Review

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I've been very, very lazy lately about doing anything related to game design. Life's been busy (in a good way), and I've been more or less programming nonstop in XNA since February 2009, so every now and then I just gotta cool things down. And how do I get away from game design? By playing video games! Makes total sense, right?

Thusly, Skyrim:

Things I Like:

Things I Don't Like:

That's all for now. It's a great game, and while I wouldn't go so far as to say I love it unconditionally, I can safely admit that I am... more or less obsessed with it. I've dabbled in the main quest line, finished off the Mage's College quest line, and have yet to start either the Thieves' Guild or the Dark Brotherhood lines. But soon. Soon.

A long Thanksgiving weekend is coming up, too, so it'd behoove me to actually do some more work on the PC version of Cute Things Dying Violently, and maybe even get that damned Xbox 360 patch out. Admittedly, being lazy and playing vidya games is much more fun, but I should probably aspire to do more.

Battlefield 3 Mini-Review (Singleplayer)

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I finished Battlefield 3's singleplayer campaign last night, and I guess I wanted to organize my thoughts, if only as a lesson to myself for how not to design a modern first person shooter.


Things I Liked


Things I Didn't Like

I guess that's it for now. But isn't that enough?

Non Gameplay-related Development

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Cute Things Dying Violently was something I expected to program in three or four months. It wound up taking fourteen. Even so, most of the major gameplay stuff was done by Chrsitmas. So what the hell happened?

I'm assuming that the back eight months of development mostly involved tying everything together. To figure out whether or not this is true, I'm going to go through my code base and determine what was gameplay-related, what wasn't, and where certain tedious batches of code were downright inevitable:

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Cute Things Dying Violently Original Soundtrack

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Do you like the Cute Things Dying Violently soundtrack? Shut up, of course you do. It was written for me from scratch by the handsome, talented, and somewhat disease-free Zack Parrish. Mr. Parish is a pretty cool dude, and you might be surprised to know that he banged out the entire soundtrack in a week. A. week.

He also put the whole thing up on his Soundcloud account for you to listen to whenever the mood strikes you. Which should be always.

Or, you could click this thingy, which is also fine:

Cute Things Dying Violently OST - Licensed to Alex Jordan 2011 by Zack Parrish

A developer's work is never done...

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... especially when you go out of your way to screw things up.

The latest version of Cute Things Dying Violently on the 360, version 1.1, added aiming tools and a bunch of other features, including patch notes that explain how the aiming tools work. Unfortunately, because of a big booboo that I made, those patch notes don't show up on the Trial version of CTDV. Y'know... the version that people use to decide whether or not they want to buy the game? Yeesh.

Using the aiming tools causes a -1 Critter penalty. In the full version, the game then helpfully explains what the penalty is and why it happened with a lovely tooltip. But those tips don't appear in the Trial version, which is especially problematic, considering that you need a perfect score to advance to the second level of the game, which you won't get if you use the aiming tools! The game will get stuck, and you won't know why. YEESH.

Hurrying to fix this now. As it stands, I'm in the midst of implementing a bunch of PC-specific features, so I gotta make sure I haven't broken the 360 version's code anywhere else before I roll out a new patch.


CTDV Facebook Fan Page

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Hey, it seems like someone (other than me) went and made a Facebook Fan page for Cute Things Dying Violently. Since this Facebook thing seems to be catching on and will no doubt be considered a major fad one of these days... perhaps with it's own movie, or whatever... I recommend you go and Like it right now! My self esteem depends on such things.

Supply and Demand on Xbox Live Indie Games

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One of the things I've made of point of doing these past two years (oh my God, has it really been two years on this blog?) has been analyzing and re-analyzing the Xbox Live Indie Games market. I concluded that XBLIG was a "tough" market that only certain types of games could succeed on: small, funny, and quirky games. That was wrong, for two reasons. One: big, unfunny games have succeeded on XBLIG. Two: and the "success" is often very, very relative.

Cute Things Dying Violently will hit 13,000 copies sold tomorrow, which is amazing, but also the reason that "relative" success has those quotes around it. Even as one of the best-selling games on the XBLIG platform (was #3 for two weeks, is now #12), it won't make enough revenue in a year to pass as anything remotely resembling a salary, considering it took 14 months to develop. So success has a ceiling.

Or does it? The makers of FortressCraft, a MineCraft clone for XBLIG, made over $1 million USD from their big, unfunny XBLIG title. Their success doesn't have a ceiling.

These are just two examples of many that I've been considering for the past month or so. As more and more XBLIG developers are becoming bitter that their games barely sell at the $3 price point (as opposed to the $1 one that CTDV took advantage of), I think it's important to revisit microeconomics, specifically the tenets of Supply and Demand:

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Cute Things Dying Violently Post-Mortem

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It's that time of the year again. Having worked on Cute Things Dying Violently for longer than Michelangelo worked on the Sistine Chapel*, I have written a post-mortem to document every up, down, left, right, in, and out of that process. Maybe some back and forth, too. I dunno, whatever. You can read the whole thing here.

I should warn you, though, that it's long as hell. 14 or 15 pages long, in fact. Why? Because I'm a good writer, and I like writing, and because I am like Samson at the gate when it comes to fighting the ADHD-riddled masses out there, wielding my wit and shining knowledge like the jawbone of an ass. Is that even still Samson? I can't remember, but everyone can enjoy a good chuckle about the fact that I referred to my wit as coming from the mouth of an ass. Get it? GET IT?

For anyone who wants to skip to the summary, I've posted it below the fold:

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I'm on the Just Press Start podcast!

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Jeff over at Just Press Start has been crying big crocodile tears recently, seeing as how I forgot to link to the podcast the he invited me on to last week. Maybe I'm just embarrassed by the fact that I ran my mouth so much and that it turns out I'm physically incapable of shutting up? Well, here it is, Jeff. You can stop crying now, jeez.

Cute Things Dying Violently 1.1 Patch Change Log

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Here are the list of changes that users can expect in CTDV version 1.1:

  • Increased wampas by 75%
  • Martyrdom perk now drops 10 grenades simultaneously and is mandatory on all Critters
  • Lowered the rate of fire on the MP5K submachine gun
  • Added more pink
  • Added capability for playing with a 3rd and 4th player in local multiplayer
  • Removed capability for playing with a 3rd and 4th player in local multiplayer, because of spite.
  • Increased Critter volume by 1000% and speaking rate by 500%
  • Increased Critter voice pitch by 200%
  • Added new quests to Westfall
  • Fixed bug where Xbox DVD tray would eject disks directly into your scrotum at high velocity
  • Fixed the "Jesus infinite respawn" glitch
  • Fixed all misspellings of the word "vagina"
  • Fixed bug wherein software would become self-aware and try to join Skynet
  • Added approximately 2.3% more fun

Coming soon.

CTDV gets an Aiming Tool!

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Cute Things Dying Violently is getting a lot of rave reviews, but the ones that aren't-so-rave usually have one thing in common: criticism of the controls. A lot of players aren't getting a sense of depth and angles by just relying on the ingame arrow and its color-coding, so I've added an Aiming Tool! You activate it with the Right Trigger:

As I say in the video, I'm looking for feedback on how to implement this so that players can't abuse the Aiming Tool as a crutch. I don't want the challenge of some of my existing levels to simply evaporate. Feel free to provide feedback on this blog (sorry for the CAPTCHA), on YouTube, or on Twitter.


Everyone loves Cute Things!

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Reviews are slowly but steadily coming in for Cute Things Dying Violently (and hey, check out that neat release link to the right). The responses are incredibly positive, ranging from liking it to outright loving it. Here are some snippets:

Vintage Video Games TV:

I can honestly recommend this title to anyone looking to just demolish cute things or build a level with your friends. Seriously go have fun with this title, I had hours of fun, and it’s replay value for an indie title is very high.

Indie Gamer Chick:

The ingenuity displayed in the puzzle designs surprised me more than once. The amount of variety on display here is truly stunning, and new ideas kept coming even towards the final boards. How often do you see that in a game, Indie or otherwise?

Two Fedoras/Armless Octopus:

Cute Things Dying Violently is on the whole, a good action puzzle game. It is polished in ways that many independent games (especially on the XBLIG channel) simply aren’t. The graphics and sound effects are good enough, and the music fits rather well. The mechanics are new and fun, and make the best of the controls required of them. If you don’t mind a challenge, Cute Things is a definite buy for the mindless creature puzzler genre fans.

IRB Gamer:

This may be the funnest game on Xbox Live’s Indie showcase. Every aspect of the game is amazing, from the ease of play, the difficulty at later levels, the humor, and even the price. Coming in at 80 MS Points ($1.00!), this deal is too good to pass up.

Indie Games Channel:

The challenge and likelihood of frustration is mitigated by Jordan’s witty writing. Tutorials are included in many of the levels, and they all contain cheeky one-liners and amusing fourth-wall-breaking gags. The critters are written as over-the-top adorable, which makes it that much funnier (or horrifying, depending on your perspective) when you accidentally send one to its doom. Players will also get a chuckle out of the Hate Bot, the game’s main antagonist, as it’ll occasionally mix up its “Destroy!” calls with a random out-of-context line.

The Indie Mine:

The overall package of Cute Things Dying Violently is fantastic. This is the addictive puzzle game people have been searching for since Angry Birds started getting old. You have a solid, addictive hook in the mechanics of the game with a layer of wit on top. I think this game is definitely worth picking up and it wouldn’t surprise me to see it eventually end up on other platforms.

I'll post more reviews as I get them!


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Cute Things Dying Violently is now available on Xbox Live Indie Games for 80msp/$1.00!

While I'm busy taking a victory lap, please peruse the Articles section if you need to refer to the game's Walkthrough or tutorials on how to use the Level Editor.

Cute Things Dying Violently Press Release

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Oh hi, I didn't see you there. I'm an Alex and I make game things:

ApathyWorks' Cute Things Dying Violently is coming to Xbox Live Indie Games (for 80msp) on August 24th as part of the Indie Games Summer Uprising! We're talking about a seminal moment here, up there with Grover Cleveland's inaugural address in terms of historical impact.

What is CTDV? Well, it's a game about Critters. And the Critters need your help! You flick them around each level to get them safely to the elevator. Between the Critters and their salvation lie puzzles and a ton of murderous objects such as spikes, buzzsaws, fire, and a homicidal, bucket-headed robot. It's up to you to save these Cute Things and prevent them from Dying Violently.

In addition to a singleplayer campaign of 60 mind-bending, reflex-testing levels, players can also earn certain Achieve Mints: sweet, leafy green awards that unlock up to 6 special challenge levels where you can hone your murderous abilities. Cute Things Dying Violently also features competitive local multiplayer, where two players face off to try and save their own Critters while simultaneously killing their opponents' with a variety of amusing powerups. Players can also try out the built-in Level Editor and use it to create and play their own (inferior) singleplayer and multiplayer levels.

If you are interested in getting a free download code to review and/or lambast CTDV, please email me or tweet at me (http://twitter.com/#!/AlejandroDaJ/) and I will provide you with a code on or after August 24th. (That's when Microsoft releases the limited codes, because they're stingy buggers.)



That's all for now! I hope to see you playing my game! I'd even settle for seeing my name on the subject line of a very nice Cease and Desist letter. See you August 24th!

-Alex "AlejandroDaJ" Jordan

Cute Things Dying Violently has a release date!

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Cute Things Dying Violently will be released on Xbox Live Indie Games on Wednesday, August 24 and will cost 80 Microsoft Funbucks/$1.00.

In case you didn't realize it, this is incredibly exciting and you're allowed to dance in place for a few moments right now.

First Cute Things Dying Violently Preview!

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Courtesy of Ryan "MasterBlud" Donnelly at VVGTV, the same guy that had a heart-to-heart with me a while back. He mostly just futzes around with the game, but it's fun to watch nonetheless:

Mise en Game

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Okay, I don't want to be arrogant or premature, but it looks like Cute Things Dying Violently is gonna be a success. By which I mean people have playtested early versions of it, seen the videos, and reacted favorably to the press it's gotten by being an Indie Games Summer Uprising finalist. I'm not yet gonna venture how much of a success, because I don't want to tempt fate and upset the Gods (especially Ares, what a prick), but it makes me think of what I want to do next.

And I don't really have a good answer. Those who read the Indie Games Channel interview might've noticed that I've got a ton of ideas bouncing around my head, including stuff for a superhero game, a fantasy game, and a horror game. But would people actually play such games?

CTDV seems to be a fortunate combination of a fun, unique game that also grabs market attention. And I'd be lying if I said that I didn't design it with market attention in mind. But when considering CTDV as a vehicle for penetrating the Xbox Live Indie Games market - designed specifically for commercial success - how the hell would you follow that up? Would a follow up in another genre be a similar success?

This is bugging me because not everyone wants to just make a game with the primary objective of market success. I know I certainly have creative itches that I want to scratch, ones that have very little to do with mass appeal or visions of dollar signs dancing in my head. Take the aforementioned superhero game, which will either be a by-the-numbers brawler or a by-the-numbers Strategy RPG. The "creativity" itch is specific not so much to the game's gameplay, but rather to its accoutrements, the little juicy bits that bring the feel of the game together: story, graphical style, writing, and setting.

I'm talking about the overall feel of the game. And I'm hereby inventing a word for it: Mise en Game. This is derived from movie directors' mise en scene, all the little details that go into composing a shot or sequence; and also from mise en place, a word I picked up from a Tony Bourdain book that describes the careful arrangement of cooks' food prep stations in a kitchen.

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Indie Games Channel Interview

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Internet! Sweet, precious Internet! Oh, how I've missed you. I knew we'd be apart when I moved into a new apartment, but I couldn't have fathomed how much I'd miss your sweet, sweet embrace. Or how much the value of going in to work would increase once it became my primary method of going online.

Anyway. Did you gather that I moved to a new apartment? I did. I also dislocated my shoulder in the process. Good times.

ANYWAY. Indie Games Channel interviewed me and asked me a buncha cruncha questions about Cute Things Dying Violently. Lots of good material there (they also gave my boss character a name: the "Hate Bot"), but I gotta say that I especially enjoyed answering the question about providing advice to up-and-coming indie developers:

IGC: What advice can you offer to other aspiring developers that might also be looking to become a one-man development crew?

AJ: Keep working at it, because knowledge comes slowly. Expose yourself to all major aspects of game development: programming, 2D art design, 3D modeling, rigging, animation, level design, sound engineering, writing… everything! To be a one-man team, you need to be a jack-of-all-trades. Maximize your strengths, and if you identify weaknesses that might be holding you back, only then look for third party support. (There’s a lot of good places you can buy 3D models, sound effects, or music, but the cost quickly adds up, so you better know what you’re doing.)

Identify what markets you’d like to put a game in, and figure out what kinds of games sell in those markets. Play to the market’s strengths, and go multi-platform if possible to increase your sales and downloads. Draw up a list of gaming journalist sites that might be able to spread the word about your game. Look at the list, then make it double in length. Contact all of them, then find more to contact.

Also, join a community. Make friends with fellow developers, because their support and advice is invaluable. Be active on Twitter, and have a blog or website.

If you quit your day job, game design is now your new job. Hurl yourself at it, and make sure your days are spent productively. If you don’t quit your day job (like I did), cut back on design effort if you’re feeling stressed or real life is intruding, but never stop completely. Recognize that you have a constructive hobby (that can make you money!) and learn to enjoy it. Just keep plugging away, and make sure your skills keep improving, too.

New (ish) Cute Things Dying Violently Trailer

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In the mad dash to have a presentable beta of the game for the Indie Games Summer Uprising voters, I was constantly redoing artwork. Seriously, most of my art had a half-life of 48 hours. The problem with that was it was incredibly hard to keep consistent PR materials out in the ether.

To rectify that, here's a new (ish) CTDV trailer, showing off similar footage from the same trailer but with new Critter art and ingame object art. Enjoy! That's an order!

Two (Brief) Victory Laps

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First off, I'm exceptionally proud and excited to say that Cute Things Dying Violently was one of 8 titles selected to participate in the Indie Games Summer Uprising! I came in 6th (certainly not complaining!), and here's the complete lineup:

All of which are excellent games, and I'm proud to be considered in the same category as them. There's yet more to accomplish on CTDV before it's ready for prime time, but I'm good for it! I won't let the Uprising down!

Pun intended, yes.

Additionally, last month I received an award for Around The World, almost a year after its release. Ryan at VVGTV nominated it for Best Educational Game and the voters agreed, netting me a Golden Dude Award:

Thanks, guys!

Interview with IndieGamerChick

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Wednesday night, I was interviewed by Kairi Vice over at IndieGamerChick. (That's not her real name. She admitted as such after I accused her of being a rogue LAPD cop that lost their partner and now lives on a houseboat.)

It was a really good interview that primarily focused on developing Cute Things Dying Violently and competing in the Indie Games Summer Uprising. There was ample opportunity to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of the game, as well as a frank discussion about other Xbox Live Indie Games developers and their titles. All in all, a very solid, enjoyable interview, thanks largely to the skill of Kairi, who's only been blogging since early July. I hope she becomes an even bigger friend and ally to the XBLIG crowd.

Read the interview here, or else. It also includes some new screenshots and a new YouTube trailer that shows updated graphics, including new Critter animations.

Critter Redesign

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I made the Top 25 of the Indie Games Summer Uprising contestants, and now I'm trying to turn that "25" into an "8." To do so, I'm fractically - and I really mean frantically - rushing to make the game look better and better before the next round of voting closes on Monday the 18th. I received a couple of suggestions to redo the Critters, so, with great relish, I did so:

They're so happy!

Initially, I had a hard time redesigning them from the simple white blobs, and for a silly reason: I was emotionally attached to the simple white blobs! I'd been staring at them as placeholder art for the better part of a year! I was comfortable with them!

But then people started criticizing the blandness and simplicity of them, and I started worrying about my ability to get into the Top 8 of the IGSU. Therefore, ambition trumps attachment. For those of you that know me personally, you now have yet another reason to be wary of my friendship.

The Indie Games Summer Uprising

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I am working my ass off. Guess why?

That's why. Check it out.

As I've said before, the prevailing opinion of my chosen market - Xbox Live Indie Games - is that it isn't that great. Sure, you're given access to an honest-to-God video game console to develop your games, but XBLIG (a) doesn't have much market penetration, (b) is limited to fairly gimped versions of games without Achievements and Leaderboards, and (c) is still suffering from its initial impression as a dumping ground of shovelware.

To rectify this, a bunch of proven, quality-driven developers banded together last December to release their excellent games under the moniker of the Indie Games Winter Uprising. And with a new season comes a new Uprising. But instead of the titles being self-appointed by the developers, like during the Winter Uprising, this Uprising will involve community voting.

The first round of voting is going on now: the four gents running the Uprising are taking stock of all 75 contestants and will narrow that number down to 25 finalists. Starting on Monday, July 11, the voting will be opened to fellow XBLIG developers and Uprising participants, to narrow down the 25 finalists into 8 lucky duckies that will be part of the Uprising. Following that, the entire public will have an opportunity to vote on an additional 2 "fan favorite" games to be part of the Uprising, putting things at a nice round 10 titles on display.

Cute Things Dying Violently is by no means a shoe-in to be selected for the 25 finalists, let alone one of the 8 or 10 games that will get to participate in the Uprising. That said, I think I've made a unique, polished game with plenty of style and humor to spare. I'm optimistic that I'll make it in, and really look forward to hearing back.

Oh, by the by, click the image below to see the CTDV page and all my new media on the Uprising website!

Cute Things Dying Violently, Trailer #1

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Sorry for the dearth of updates, but I've been working my ass off trying to get the mysterious and volatile Cute Things Dying Violently done in time for an Xbox Live Indie Games promotion (more on that in a bit).

That said, a part of working my ass off involved making PR materials as opposed to just slaving over my codebase, so here's something I shat out that I'm actually quite taken with: the game's first trailer!

More updates soon once I have time to catch my breath.

Now what do we have here?

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It turns out that I've been busy lately. No more "Project Squish" moniker! This is the real deal!

I've been scrambling to finish things up for the Indie Games Summer Uprising that kind of came out of nowhere, so the hell with what was going to be a concerted PR campaign. I'll take "piggyback off of lots of official journalists' attention" over my own efforts any day.

More promo materials to come soon as I continue this mad scramble towards the Uprising.

Development Interlude, Absentee Diary Edition

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What do you say when there's not much worth saying?

My last official Development Diary for Project Squish, #7, was posted at the end of December, almost 6 months ago. Since then, I've made up for it with plenty of Development Interludes, but no proper Diaries, and certainly no in-game videos.


Because the flashy part of Project Squish's development has been over for a long, long time. The last video that I posted features the Boss Bot, pretty much the last stand-out feature I added to the game. Since then, I've been steadily going through the code, adding minor features here, fixing bugs there, and generally making my way through a list of items that are incredbily tedious and incredibly uninteresting.

Also... about those videos. They're not really serving much of a real purpose. Since the in-game art has yet to be finalized, I uploaded those videos primarily to show off new features and gameplay, not to look pretty. And since the game still isn't pretty, I don't need new videos. Furthermore, according to YouTube, their reach was kind of nebulous. Absent more exposure (like the kind you get by, I dunno, actually releasing the damn game) most of the videos' viewers were either close friends of mine who saw them on Facebook and got curious, or fellow developers in the Penny Arcade forums. The latter group was especially important when I still needed their advice and feedback on implementing features, but that need has fallen by the wayside as the game nears completion.

So: no new videos until the game looks pretty.

To emphasize just how tedious and boring this phase of development is, I've attached my To Do List below the fold. It's a constantly-expanding list, and there's seldom a time spent debugging Project Squish that doesn't add yet another bug or item that needs to be taken care of.

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Beautiful Lies

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I'm playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood again, and liking it much more than I did the first time around. To celebrate stabbing the living shit out of every human that gets in my way - and some of the peskier horses - here's an awesome Altair/Ezio mashup machinima.

You're welcome, America.

Development Interlude, Typhoid Mary Edition

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I've barely posted in the past few weeks because I've been consistently sick. I cast about for the correct adverb, but yes, "consistently" is the one that makes the most sense. Two weeks (three weekends ago), I started getting a fever and lightheadedness in the evenings. That persisted well into the following week. And just when I called the doctor's office to make an appointment, the fever subsided. Ha, wasn't that funny?

And then I notice that my throat hurt. Like, abruptly. So I stood in front of a mirror with a flashlight, said "Ah!", and noticed that one of my tonsils was swollen and disgusting-looking. Oh, hey, tonsillitis. Just what I wanted. I went to the doctor's office and they gave me some antibiotics. The next couple of days sucked while my sore throat got worse, but in the end the drugs seemed to kick in and my tonsillitis seemed to go away.

And that brings us to last night, when my face and chest abruptly broke out in an angry red rash. I went to the doctor's again today, and it turns out I had a bad reaction to the drugs they put me on for the tonsillitis. So they gave me new drugs, which may or may not work. And I'm pissed like you wouldn't believe, because I just bought an expensive new suit and I'm supposed to go up on a podium in two days and receive an award from the Secretary of Labor!

Clearly, God is testing me. And he is a douchebag.

Since we're going the TMI route, let's get out a bit more information that isn't of the personal variety.


Project Squish is slowly but surely nearing the "last 10%" phase of development, the part where there's a myriad of minor tasks to do and they seem as endless as they are small. I'll officially be onto that section once I'm done with the local Multiplayer component, which has surprised me by coming along quite nicely. The Multiplayer lobby is done, as is the actual in-game play, which now includes various power ups that can be acquired and used against your opponent. A few more customized menus and some player-friendly features, and that will be done!

After that, I have to do the Options and Credits Menus. Once those are complete, Project Squish will be feature-locked, and the rest of the development time will be spent on finishing existing features, tidying up loose ends, and general polish. I can't tell you how excited I am to reach that phase, as Project Squish is now in its 10th month of development.

However, there's one more very important thing to do: finalize the art. I (correctly) put off doing that until I was further along in development, but that time is fast approaching. It'll mean days of just sitting there and dropping new art assets into the project file, which will amount to little more than boredom and tedium. But hey, it has to be done, or else the game won't look sexy.

So that's where I stand. Here's hoping future news will bring more tales of success with Project Squish, and hopefully a story about how my horrible, face-besmirching rash cleared up in time for me to not have wasted a shitload of money on a new suit/look like a weirdo in front of the Secretary of Labor during a fucking photo op.

God dammit, God.

Man Made

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This is so goddamn great:

Now all we need is a Portal 2 cooperative mod where you play as Don Draper and Pete Campbell, and then we're set.

Love Poem for Flawed Masterpieces

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The adventures of Sean Fuckin' Devlin

I find myself bedeviled by critical darlings that bore the shit out of me or find some other way to turn me off. One would think that I would've shared my opinions on Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood by now, seeing as how I've had the game since Christmas. Alas, the game's everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach to sandbox gameplay (I counted 20 different minigames that the game wanted me to play) seriously shortchanged the dense plotting and great characters I'd come to enjoy in the previous game. So, I turned it off, and looked elsewhere.

"Elsewhere" brought me to Dragon Age: Origins, the highly-regarded heir apparent to Dungeons & Dragons style epic RPGs that everyone else had raved about. However, I found the minutiae of the game world and its "gritty" take on standard fantasy tropes to be exasperating. How smart and creative do I expect a game to be if it contains the usual alliances of humans, elves, and dwarves fighting against a world-threatening evil, but with a perfunctory gloss of minor reinterpretations. (The elves are former slaves! The dwarves are agnostics! Oooooh.) Moving on.

I kept turning my back on these supposedly great games until, last week, it looked like Uncle Sam would shut down and I'd be without a job. I decided to pad the forthcoming mandatory vacation with a game that I'd been meaning to play for awhile but had consistently put off: The Saboteur, a World War II sandbox game by a now-defunct developer I liked that got decent but not great reviews.

After the first day of playing the game, I was considering returning it to GameStop. Three days later, I thought it was the best game I'd played in years.

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Talking Project Squish with Vintage Video Games TV

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I am not a creative prodigy. I don't automatically create pure gold when I sit down in front of a computer or open up Photoshop, so I try to make up for that with careful planning and intellectual rigor. And not just my own! I recently borrowed those traits from Ryan at Vintage Video Games TV so that I could get some useful feedback on how Project Squish was shaping up.

Ryan spent a couple of days with a pre-alpha build that I gave him and then called me on Skype to discuss it. That required me actually downloading and installing Skype, something which I'd managed to avoid doing lo these many years. Partying like it was 2006, I got Skype up and running and had a nice chat with Ryan over the course of an hour. Here's what we discussed:

The conversation ended thereabouts, as Ryan had to go and make himself pretty for a date with what I hope was a passably-attractive human female, or at least a classy, upscale tranny. However, we covered a lot of ground in an hour, and I was greatful for the advice he gave. I really hope that Project Squish is a hit with the community, and I appreciated all of the insight he gave into how that could be possible.

Thanks, Ryan!

Indie Game Designer Stereotypes!

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I got these from Mommy's Best Games, who got them from the Dramatic Life Tumblr, who got them from TIGSource. At some point, I suspect their lineage goes back to Jesus Christ himself riding an Allosaurus. But hey, here's some of them, because they're painfully fucking true:

You can check out the rest here.

Development Interlude, Self-Amusement Edition

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Still working on Project Squish, which better be the Goddamned Citizen Kane of Xbox Live Indie Games for the amount of time and energy it's taking me. (Not sure what the hell I was initially thinking, but Squish is now 6 months overdue beyond my 3-month development timeframe. Heh.)

Still polishing a lot of things off, and I met some very nice people on the way to PAX East that recommended an artist to me that could help produce some contract art and alleviate my workload, so we'll see how that goes. In the meanwhile, to amuse myself (and you, I guess), here are some comments I left for myself in my code that I've rediscovered:

I guess that's it. Color me disappointed, I remember telling myself tons of jokes in the Around The World code and thought that I'd done the same this time around. I hope I saved all of my humor for the game itself, since that's what everyone else will see.

Development Interlude, Wacom Bamboo Edition

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Much has been going on! And all of it has subtracted from my ability to write or even really work on Project Squish. Which is a shame, of course, because Project Squish is the Most Important Thing Ever, and will certainly prove to be the most important thing in your lives to come. So, actually, these delays are me doing you a favor, since everything will be all downhill for you after you play the game. Marriage, kids, colon cancer... downhill.

Anywho, I bought a Wacom Bamboo Pen (not the Pen & Touch variety), which is an entry-level digital tablet that (a) completely rocks, and (b) makes a mockery of all the money I spent on custom pencils, pens, brushes, watercolors, canvas, and a scanner. Whooooooooops.

But anyway, I now have a more efficient way of drawing on the PC, so I'm working on making art like this for Project Squish:

Obviously, I'm still getting the hang of things. Fortunately, the Wacom makes doing so quite fun.

Hey, wait a minute...

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On numerous occasions, I've discussed that Xbox Live Indie Games rarely sell well at any given price point beyond the $1.00 cost most often seen in the market. Meanwhile, people regularly impulse-buy iPhone games for two, three, or four times that cost on much less information, occasionally without even a trial or a lite version to judge.

Could it be that Xbox Live users are automatically pickier about what they spend their MS Points on because Xbox Live uses arbitrary MS Points and not normal human being dollars? The Xbox stores my credit card information, but (except for certain direct-to-download full games costing $30 or higher) I can't make direct game purchases with my credit card. I have to pay money to fill up my MS Points, where $1 = 80 MS Points. I now wonder if the act of constantly having to refill MS Points and the required mental gymnastics to figure out how much you're actually spending on a game cause people to be thriftier with their Points, and less likely to buy an indie game from a much-impugned market.

Someone needs to ask an actual economist about this.

Call of Duty: Black Ops, Mini-Review

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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood insisted on being tedious as hell, and Dragon Age: Origins instead on being bland as hell, so I decided to move on to a game that I knew would never, ever be caught within 100 yards of either of those two adjectives.

Frankly, I'm a little irritated that major gaming reviewers seem to have nothing better to do than heap plaudits on blockbusters games and look the other way completely on any of their flaws, so I'm just gonna go to another mini-review list of things I liked and thinks that made me want to saw into my wrists with a grapefruit spoon.

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Yet More on Piracy

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Our friendo Tadhg Kelly, last seen peddling his "games have no inherent value"/"developers should embrace piracy" tripe over at Gamasutra, has now reposted his article at GameSetWatch. I described my exceptionally low opinion of this article in the post below, but this morning I had another idea on the developer versus pirate war.

One of my favorite people in the universe is Ian Malcolm, so of course it's a crying shame that he's a fictional character written by one of my favorite authors. (And yes, that's despite the fact that Crichton became a climate change denialist later on in life.) One of the reasons I love him so much is that, in the book Jurassic Park, Malcolm takes part in a great colliquy on discipline.

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Sad Little Observations

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1. Not to put too much emphasis on an unscientific sample of the few people that read this blog, but the folks that commented below only managed to name four "unique" video games from the past 5 or 6 years that were also critical and successes: Portal, Mirror's Edge, Wii Fit, and Wii Sports. Of those, Mirror's Edge was a financial bomb, and both Wii games were hand-crafted by Nintendo to show off their latest sensory peripherals.

Oh, and every other game mentioned was a small-scale indie game released by digital distribution. That's kinda scary.

2. This article in Gamasutra by someone justifying game piracy as a response to developers not nurturing a good community for their games is the kind of thing that drives me crazy. His argument is that, since games have no tangible content and, thusly, have no intrinsic value, the prime driver of revenue for a game is how supportive you are of the people playing it. Including, of course, the pirates. Be nice enough to them, and they may be kind enough to give you money.

This makes me want to scream and throw my shit. Of course games have intrinsic value, you dipshit. Just because it isn't solid like a book or DVD doesn't mean that games automatically become only a medium by which you succor fans and get them to give you money for your kindness. No, they're supposed to give you money for access to a copy of the game (digital or otherwise) and the experience they get from playing it! The physical media dodge pisses me off to no end, because the distinction between "physical theft" and "copyright violation" (literally, the "right to copy") covers these exact kinds of situations!

I'm impressed that the dude managed to pretty up the usual bullshit justifications with some sort of artsy, social contract-esque relationship between the developer and the (potential) customer, but it falls apart the moment you realize that developers that place a premium on customer service, like 2D Boy, still take it on the chin. Their World of Goo is an excellent game that was (a) self-published for a low price, and (b) done so without Digital Rights Management (DRM) as steps to entice customers. And still, it had a 90 percent piracy rate. Which means, according to the Gamasutra guy's argument, someone's not keeping up their end of the social bargaaaaaain...

The sad fact of the matter is that PC game developers are working in a market with huge, significant distortions. Piracy is cheap and it's easy, and the complete lack of law enforcement against online piracy allows the crime to occur with absolute impunity. And being as any enforcement would require a revolution in both international law and internet law, I don't expect to see a change anytime soon.

People develop PC games because they love developing games, and the PC represents a large audience and a large (potential) market. They frequently charge money for them not because they hope to sucker people and get rich, but because they love designing games and hope to do it for a living. And they can and should do all sorts of things to entice customer support and loyalty. When I get around to PC development, I for one will do everything in my power to provide a cheap, quality-based, DRM-free experience to both reward and entice my clientele. And even if any hypothetical game of mine has a 90% piracy rate, I hope to hell that the 10% of legitimate customers provide revenue that I'm happy with so that I don't have to worry after the missing 90%.

But let's stop pretending that piracy is anything other than the grinning, leering result of a market distortion, and the albatross around the neck of those developers brave enough to enter that market.

Open Comments Day, Unique Games Edition

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Hey, readers of my blog!

Yes, all three of you.

I have a question for you that I'd like your opinions and answers on, which can be added to the Comments section of this post. Hopefully, we can spark a discussion on a subject that's been bugging me for a bit:

"What games have been released in the past 5 or 6 years that are very unique?"

Additional info: Bonus points are added for games that are Unique and Critical Successes. Even more bonus points if the game is Unique, a Critical Success, and a Financial Success (lots of sales). Games in question should be pegged to the current generation of game consoles (Xbox 360, Wii, and PS3) as well as PC releases that came out during the same timeframe.

Background: In the past decade and change, movie studios have learned to maximize their revenue amid dwindling box office returns by over-relying on conventional genre pieces. Furthermore, studios are pretty good at identifying films likely to underperform and burying the film's release (and slashing its ad budget) appropriately, so that the days of major box office bombs (like, say, Waterworld) are actually long gone.

I'd say the video game industry is adopting the same tactics, especially since gamers are even more fickle about what they'll spend $50 or $60 on (rather than a $12 movie ticket). Also, this generation of hardware was incredibly expensive for Microsoft and Sony, who both lost millions of dollars on the Xbox 360 and PS3 respectively and need to recoup it with safe, predictable software sales.

Because of this, I tend to think mainstream developers and publishers are obsessed with playing it safe, retreading well-worn paths that they know gamers will reward them for. So I'm really interested in seeing if anyone has broken this mold in the past half decade and actually made money doing it.

And if we can only think to answer with indie games, then hey, so be it.

Amnesia: Dark Descent, Mini-Review

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Actually, see that title? I'm kinda lying. Well, not really "lying" so much as understating the "mini" part. That's because I have very little to say in an Amnesia "review", per se, as I do about its mechanics.

Here's the review part: this game is fucking scary, and that makes it fucking awesome. It's the scariest game I've ever played, although that probably isn't saying much. It's well-designed, of decent length (my playthrough took 10 hours), and is marvelously paced. Not only that, but it has an incredibly engrossing story that perfectly compliments the scares that the game sends your way. Oh, and did I mention the game is fucking scary? Your character is tasked with descending into the lowest levels of a dark, rundown castle while battling encroaching darkness, diminishing sanity, and some very nasty former servants.

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Breaking news: making money on XBLIG continues to be hard

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Bitmob has a really interesting article up describing the trials and tribulations of four "successful" Xbox Live Indie Games developers. The article is horrifying - and "successful" is in scare quotes - because even though these guys and gals have professional game development on their resumes and have created some of the best XBLIG offerings out there, their sales are still relatively meager compared with the rest of the industry.

Honestly, the evidence is starting to pile up that XBLIG is the graveyard of game development aspirations. Great for hobbyists, lousy for just about anyone trying to make a living. And even the cream of the crop of XBLIG developers are barely scraping by. Game design is fun, but let's try not to forget about feeding and sheltering yourself and your family.

I'm starting to think that XBLIG has three major things going against it:


Lack of respect: Historically, it seems that potential buyers have regarded the XBLIG section of Xbox Live as a dumping ground of crappy first-time attempts, avatar games, zombie clones, and massage apps. Even though there are many, many diamonds in the rough on XBLIG, the overall low opinion of peers' offerings seems to disincline people to take the platform seriously.

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Development Interlude, 'Now What?!?' Edition

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It's one thing to avoid Feature Creep and decide to stick within the bounds of your rigorously-designed game framework. It's another thing to realize that having done so and coloring inside the lines has left your game with a severe case of redundancy and, figuratively, your dick in your hand. (For all you know, that could also be literally the case, but I can attest that I did type this with two hands.)

Fully two thirds - 66% - of the levels in my singleplayer campaign rely on Buttons. Specifically, bounding Critters or objects off of Buttons to either (a) toggle solid walls to be passable and vice versa, (b) turn death-dealing objects on or off, and (c) open Elevator doors so you can get your Critters to safety. The outcomes are different, but they're all handled the same way: bouncing some hapless object off of a Button.

If I'm lucky, the aforementioned different outcomes might be the real kicker here, and not the common triggering mechanism. And yet, I can't shake the feeling that, every time I crack open my level editor, my creative options are limited. Like, they all consist of, "How hard should this Button be to reach? What should it trigger?" That's like being a cook and constantly having to ask, "How much cheese do I have to put in this thing?" I mean, cheese goes great on everything, right? But you don't want to overdo it.

Indeed, I'd prefer if my players don't get sick of Buttons and/or cheese. So I'm gonna sit here for a little bit and try to figure out if I can permit myself a bit of Feature Creep and add a new gameplay feature that can shake things up a bit. The tricky part is that, as a physics-based game limited by my flick mechanic, it almost always comes down to what physical object can reach where. Hence the automatic importance of Buttons.

So, what can fit in that niche without being derivative of something I've already relied too much on?

Don't say "cheese." That doesn't count.

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway, Mini-Review

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I left my first Christmas purchase in my dust-strewn wake, so let's continue to move quickly.

The gameplay is good but not great. The suppress-and-flank mechanics of the first game haven't been changed significantly, and the addition of bazooka squads and machinegun squads don't really add up to much. The core mechanics aren't actually put to any really interesting use until the very last series of missions, where you get to control three full squads and solve elaborate field problems. They actually got rid of the part in the first game where you could give tanks orders... instead, you control a tank yourself, which is just as insipid as it was in every other Goddamn World War II game.

The graphics range from very good to pretty mediocre. Sunny Holland countrysides look amazing, whereas rainy Holland villages look like crap. The main character looks amazing, but some of his squadmates look like they escaped from games in 2003. Also, with only one or two exceptions? The voice acting is terribad. I know Gearbox has games with good voice acting... so why does it sound like they asked their programmers to moonlight as voice actors and pretend to be this close to reaching puberty?

The plot is hamfisted, to say the least. Why are we muddying up the life-and-death drama of Operation Market Garden with all this existential angst about a cursed pistol? What supporting character in their right mind would sacrifice their life for a girl he met 2 seconds earlier and only spent 1 of those seconds engaging? Why do characters hate other characters for things neither one of them are responsible for? Needless to say, the crappy voice acting doesn't improve matters. Fortunately, by the end of the game - the very end of the game - the characters are showing some degree of growth and manage to credibly deliver a few bits of good writing. Better late than never, hey?

Oh, and did the developers run out of time or funding or something? The game has pretty much no difficulty arc and the last mission doesn't even involve the main character! Things just kind of end.

In summary: very glad I spent $5 on this. Just the right amount for a semi-decent WWII shooter than ranges from whelming to underwhelming.

Next up: Amnesia and me getting the shit scared out of me every three seconds.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, First Impressions

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As super excited as I was to get Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for Christmas, that hasn't translated into much playtime yet. Partly, that's because I've been diligently trying to eliminate my back catalog of Steam games that I went nuts purchasing over the past few weeks, but it's also partly due to the fact that Assbro suggests that the Assassin's Creed franchise is starting to buckle under its own weight.

Remember that whole sex->out the window->horse thing I mentioned? That's been the highlight thus far. After that, I eventually made my way to Rome in the year 1500 A.D., and it's kind of a shithole, especially compared to the shimmering beauty of Venice in the previous game. I know the idea is that you repair this shithole to make it less of a shithole, but I really do miss the Adriatic.

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What I'm Playing, January 2011

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Christmas has come and gone, and now I have a pile of new games to play. I only got one game as a Christmas gift, which is fine... as for the rest, I happened to have gone batshit crazy during the Steam holiday sale. Anywho, here are my pickups:

Yeah, so I lost control there for a bit. And that's just the Christmas stuff... the list doesn't include the stuff I got in the fall, like Batman: Arkham Asylum and World of Goo that I still haven't touched. Or the fact that Team Fortress 2 has become even more awesome in the past couple of years since I last played it, and I need to get back on that bandwagon.

You know what? Let's not consider this a frivolous hobby. Since I'm an amateur game designer with indie or semi-professional aspirations, let's pretend this is... research. Yeah, that's it.

I have a lot of research to do over the next few months.

Squishy Diary, Volume 7

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Merry belated Christmas, everyone! And Happy premature New Year! This time tomorrow, I'll be in Aruba with (most of) my family, as well as my better half. Needless to say, that's fucking awesome for me, and not so great for you. Sad, right? So sorry, here's a video to cheer you up:

'Cuz you know what Project Squish needed? Boss Battles! Absurd ones with bucket-headed, cardboard box torso robots! The initial robot design had a pair of soiled underpants stretched across the bottom of the bucket, but I deemed that a bit too much. It hid the robot's evil frown. Also? Kinda made the robot look like a terrorist.

Project Squish is - if I may! - shaping up to be a nice mix of solving physics puzzles (eww, not that again, right?) and timing and coordination tests. My fear all along is that this would turn into some obvious hybrid lovechild/ripoff of World of Goo meets Super Meat Boy meets Angry Birds. Fortunately, it seems like there's some method to the madness, and that I'm not a plagiarizing jackasshole.

That leads me to these boss battles, which offer very trivial puzzles (two of which I helpfully solve for you, the pathetic reader, in this very video) combined with mad amounts of precision. Like: don't let a bomb detonate on your Critter! Or, don't let your Critter get caught in a tremendous goddamn drill.

Important life lessons, all.

A caveat: you're witnessing major chunks of gameplay and art being created on the fly, which is kind of a no-no at this point in the game's design. Well, it would be a no-no if I was still wedded to my three month development timeline. But seeing as how September is back that way, and I happen to think boss battles are a lovely idea for Project Squish despite the threat of feature creep, but hey. My game or the highway. Or something like that.

Toodle pip!

Development Interlude, Angry Robot Cardboard Box Edition

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Project Squish will have boss battles:

Frightening, no?

Comments on the Winter Uprising as it,uh, rises up

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It's December, and the aforementioned Xbox Live Indie Games Winter Uprising is under way. More or less... week one of December is coming to a close, but only four of the promised 14 quality XBLIG titles have been released. Oops.

Everyone should've seen this one coming, including the folks at Zeboyd, who recently made a post saying that they actually intended to wrap up development of their latest RPG in a few days. Yet, given the laundry list of shit they have to do - add save points, finish writing the dialog, balance enemy encounters, etc. - the only way I can see that being accomplished in a few days is if a fairly impressive amount of crystal meth is employed.

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Learning to make backgrounds

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Seeing as how I want Project Squish to have pretty artistic backgrounds that clash with its often violent gameplay, I guess I better get off my ass and make some pretty artistic backgrounds, huh?

Well, I'm not very good at it. I'm pretty good at freehand pencil sketches, but that doesn't translate well into having a properly drawn-and-colored panorama. My earlier attempts in pure Photoshop haven't really panned out, and work with watercolors is going slowly. But in addition to getting my drawing hand the requisite amount of experience, I'm also trying to get my brain to learn exactly what it is my hand should be doing. How do I elicit the look and feel that I want? Good intentions alone do not produce results.

Therefore, I figure I'd turn to my favorite adventure game of all time, and certainly the most beautiful: The Curse of Monkey Island. What follows in this blog post is simply me staring at a screenshot and trying to deduce how it was achieved artistically.

So here we go.

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Winter Uprising Trailer

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Oh hey, the Xbox Live Indie Games Winter Uprising trailer is out, showcasing a butt ton of games. And it's on Vimeo, so you know it's got that extra snazzy factor.

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A quick reminder that the video omits: all these games are coming out in the next week or two, and all will cost between $1 and $5. I hereby declare any and all of your excuses for not picking these titles up invalid.

Play Project Squish with a Mouse and Keyboard!

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So, hey. You're a fan of mine, or perhaps someone committed to seeing me fail and reveling in my misery. Either way, you'd like to try out one of my games (like Project Squish), but you don't have an Xbox 360. Or your Xbox 360 isn't connected to Xbox Live. Or you just can't be bothered.

In that case, you might like the idea of playing Project Squish on your computer.

SilverSprite is a little Silverlight concoction that packages an XNA game and all of its art and sound assets up all nice and pretty so that it can be played off of a mere webpage. Yes... I've been going on and on about Unity 3D's web player capabilities, and it seems like I can pull off some facsimile with XNA! Neato.

You can read about it here. Or, better yet, don't... just be on the lookout for an online demo of Project Squish sometime in the near future.

All you'll need is a web browser.

XBLIG Winter Uprising!

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Well well well, what do we have here?

Fed up with the fact that excellent and often cheap Xbox Live Indie Games offerings are frequently buried by zombie games, massage games, and avatar games, Breath of Death VII: The Beginning creator Robert Boyd has struck back. The plan? Organize a ton of fellow XBLIG developers with amazing track records (who have also suffered from meager sales) and have them all release quality-driven, high-profile games within a week of each other in December.

The "uprising" is, near as I can tell, an honest uprising. Talented XBLIG developers have long suffered on the market, as I've frequently pointed out in this blog. Since cheap, flimsy cash-ins are easier to get to market than A+ indie games, the crap has all but overwhelmed the arena. As a result, the common consensus from both consumers and media outlets alike was that XBLIG didn't have much to offer... until now.

As a shot across the bow, the Winter Uprising's announcement more than succeeded. For odd reasons, even the best XBLIG titles often failed to garner the attention they deserved, unless they were the rare runaway hit like the oft-mentioned A Gam3 W1th Zomb1es. But 14 quality games, all from established developers? And all of them retailing for between $1 and $5? And all of them hitting the market within a week... and hitting it angrily? Pretty much every major gaming blog and ezine out there took notice, and, voila! Increased attention for the cream of the crop on the platform! Dig it:

I was kind of flustered when I realized that Project Squish wouldn't be done in time to participate in either the media blitz or the actual release period, but hey, that's not their problem. A bunch of awesome developers just so happened to have games that were ready to be released during the same period, so they used that to their advantage.

And, needless to say, that's awesome. In fact, it's more than awesome. Even though I don't get to participate, it will increase awareness of the fact that the XBLIG isn't all zombie massage avatar crap, and hopefully increase market traffic as a result. It should also (hopefully) prime gaming blogs to be more interested in quality XBLIGs that are announced, even if they happen beyond the timeframe of the Winter Uprising.

Of course, I hope that Boyd will have more Uprisings in the future, and that Project Squish will be done in time to participate.

Gaming Characters as Mega Man Sprites

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200 of 'em.

This is officially the best thing.

Squishy Diary, Volume 6

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New video!

I'll expand upon this when I have internet access (I just moved again), but this new video shows off the game's sense of humor in the Pause menu, a Restart Level option, new fire effects (including settings critters on fire), and a bit more. Have fun!

Development Interlude, Conflagration Contagion Edition

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Happy November, everyone! Today I come to you with flaming critters! Bitches be aflame, yo.

I finished fire conflagration a month or two ago, but have only now just gotten around to what happens when a critter falls into a fire. And the, ahem, associated animations.

Pay attention kids: video game design is often really, really fun.

Creativity and Independence

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Team Meat, the very-specifically titled development team behind the quirky and wondrous Super Meat Boy, were recently interviewed by Brutal Gamer. It's a great interview, discussing not only the game and future projects but also advice for prospective indie developers. Their suggestion that indie developers not go to college for programming or art design warms the bitter, manipulative cockles of my heart because, hey! I didn't go to college for either of those things! Yet here I am doing both!

But their ultimate reason for saying that wasn't what I expected. I initially thought that Team Meat's rationale for dropping that little counter-cultural firecracker was to suggest that four years of learning programming or art design all by yourself was just as valuable as doing four years of it in college.

However, I was surprised to find out that Team Meat was asserting that colleges teach fairly orthodox ways of thinking and doing things, and that four years of working on your own encourages not just independence (hey, that's what "indie" means!), but also creativity, originality, and individualism.

That caught me a little off guard because it's completely true, and a way I'm not accustomed to thinking. Everyone - including yours truly - gets into game design because they play a OMG super cool game and want to recreate that game, but better. Better gameplay, better story, neat ideas for levels... you name it, your imagination is already turning the dial up to 11. After all, mimicry is the most nascent (and often exciting) form of learning, as evinced by the behavior of not only babies, but everyone from newbie game developers to major studios. Look at the gaming shelf of your local Best Buy and you can see how iteration is how the industry works.

Creativity, originality, and individualism mean breaking out of that cycle. It means being honest with yourself. Making a cool first person shooter would probably be fulfilling, but will it be unique? Will it stand out? There's nothing wrong with iterating, but there are tons upon tons of viable avenues out there for stamping your name on something truly original.

When I was working on the Prometheus Engine, I planned on using it for a super neato horror game. All well and good, but I abandoned it for Project Squish, which I hope prospective players will reward for its sense of humor and creativity. I'm happy that I'm following Team Meat's advice, but it's also somewhat jarring that I could just as easily have gone in a different direction, down the road much more traveled by.

Avoid that route! Be vigilant! And be creative.

(Not) Scared to Death

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Since Halloween is once again right around the corner, I've been thinking about scary games. Thinking about them is all I can really do at this point... I can't play them, because (a) I'm a pussy, and (b) my backlog precludes buying any more games until I finish at least a couple of the ones on my plate. I also can't develop them, because (a) I'm busy, and (b) I'd need to throw tons of money at art, sound, and music design to bring an adequate level of atmosphere to the table if I actually hope to frighten anyone.

So: I'm thinking about scary games. Specifically, the myriad of ways in which you can scare a player and certain pitfalls to avoid.

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The Untamed Frontier

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Another day, another Wild West metaphor.

Gamasutra has an article up kindly letting us know that some mouth breather launched a Denial of Service (DDoS) attack against Minecraft developer Markus Persson's web server. The rationale? That Persson was not working fast enough on the Minecraft content he'd promised, and deserved to be punished.

Although the internet's open nature has turned it into both the world's biggest university and its biggest playing field, that same openness leads to very little policing. In America, last I checked, the only recourse for someone anonymously trashing your web server with a DDoS attack was to be able to prove that said attack cost at least $5,000 in commercial damages. And then the FBI gets involved, although that seems to do little good unless you're the schmuck who hacked Sarah Palin's Yahoo! email address.

Persson isn't American, of course. He's Swedish, so that gives us another fun little example. Recently, Sweden brought criminal charges against the folks who ran The Pirate Bay, a BitTorrent file sharing site that frequently played host to illegal copies of games and movies. After a knock down, drag out fight, The Pirate Bay folks were found guilty and sentenced to one year in prison. Also, their server was shut down. The final result? During the appeals process, The Pirate Bay guys nimbly changed hosts to a new server. Which is still up.

The Wild West metaphor pertains because, insofar that the internet is a wide open place, that's largely because nobody has really bothered policing it. The internet doesn't transcend national laws, but, outside of major issues like child pornography, nobody really bothers enforcing them. And that especially pertains to the less-pressing issues of copyright violations (from game and movie pirates) or juvenile vandelism, like that of the genius that decided to DDoS the server for a game that's got only one hard-working developer and is still in alpha. On the occasions when those laws are enforced, as my American and Swedish examples show, the effect is punitive and short lived. (Remember those retarded RIAA crackdowns?) There's no precedent for the kind of international law enforcement cooperation needed to crack down on these issues. And there sure as hell aren't enough people to give a damn.

In short, Markus Persson found success because he struck it big in a wide-open medium that allowed him to fulfill his potential. But that same medium allows for people to conduct virtual vandelism and get away with it scott free.

Good market strategy, bad publicity?

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I've just posted an article about the ethics of marketing fad-based cash-in games on Xbox Live Indie Games. Short version is that I think it's perfectly acceptable, so long as you don't act like a dick, like the guy behind Avatar Zombie Massage Online 2 did.

Squishy Diary, Volume 5

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See that image above? I'm still not telling you the real title of my game until I'm good and ready. Buuuuuuuut... see that video below? I did some work, yay!

That took a few weeks longer than I expected, as I waddled away from my rigid design timeline to experiment with my art skills, or lack thereof. Y'see, I made this pretty (ish) mountain that I wanted to show off, but I needed a neat lighting system to really show it off, so, I, uh... just gave you an example of how feature creep works.

But hey. My dev diaries of late haven't been too process-oriented, so let's take a time machine back to late 2009 when I'd ramble incessantly about normal maps and whatnot so I can... ramble about normal maps and whatnot. Come venture with me!

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The dirty, mundane, harrowing edge of war

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I had a ton of fun playing Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2, but I'd never make the mistake of assuming they were depicting some semblance of real warfare. Presenting the agonies and confusion of war is generally boiled down to military lingo and bloody death to break up the steady procession of Michael Bay-inspired scripted events.

I'm ruminating on this because I'm in the process of hauling ass through The Only Thing Worth Dying For, a fantastic account of a Green Beret team that inserted into Afghanistan in late 2001 to link up with Hamid Karzai and foment a Pashtun rebellion against the Taliban, one of the first campaigns in the war. I've marveled at how tense the book has made me, because, for a Special Forces incursion into enemy territory in one of the most dangerous places on the face of the planet, there's not a whole hell of a lot of Hollywood-esque gun battles. There's the meticulous planning and the waiting and the bureaucratic interference, all of which drive the narrative. But most importantly, there's the fog of war. The reining confusion of being on the ground and trying to figure out (a) what the hell is going on, and (b) where are the people that desperately want to kill you leads to a great deal of anxiety, even for the reader!

Imagine if that anxiety could be inspired by a video game. Not that many have tried... most modern war games obsess over cinematics and a tightly-scripted, relentlessly linear presentation... with explosions and Michael Bay stuff. I guess the game designers and publishers are clear on the demographics. But what if someone were to make a game that was less about accomplishing concrete objectives in battle and more about trying to make sense of what you were supposed to do?

Linear games generally can't afford that kind of presentation, but sandbox games can. The old Operation Flashpoint and the newer Armed Assault II have missions that offer the player a wide degree of flexibility, personal judgment, and huge levels to apply both in. Often, that means getting lost and confused. Pair that with an incredibly hostile environment and you can inspire anxiety in the player.

Except, that kind of game probably won't rise beyond the "cult classic" status, where OFP and ArmA 2 have been consigned. Let's not forget, anxiety-free linearity is popular! That's kind of why I want to try out the new Medal of Honor... I've heard that it splits the difference pretty well. We'll see!

More on Xbox Live's latent suckiness

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DrMistry, the creator of Space Pirates From Tomorrow, has an excellent post up on his blog which touches briefly on the previously-discussed Mommy's Best Games/Top Downloads issue. More importantly, it really hammers home just how reliant Xbox Live Indie Game developers are on Microsoft's XBLIG/Xbox Live infrastructure, and just how crippled the release of a game can become when portions of the system go down.

(DrMistry even points out that the New Releases section can go down, which I didn't know! Around The World got 85% of its sales from the New Release tab. If it had gone down during ATW's release... I shudder at the thought.)

A really interesting point that DrMistry makes is that good PR and coverage on the indie gaming blogs doesn't net as many sales as sheer visibility on the Xbox Marketplace dashboard. I didn't know that. That means that XBLIG bugs and outages have an even more horrifying impact on game sales than I previously guessed at.

Prior to releasing Project Squish, I plan on spending a good month or so with a gameplay-and-art-complete game, just so I can unload tons of finished content on the indie gaming blogs and simply advertise my heart out. However, it turns out that if the Xbox Marketplace chooses that time and date to screw up, no matter how energetic my PR campaign is, I'm in for a world of hurt when it comes to sales.


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I heard that you no longer need a subscription to access OnLive, so curiosity got the better of me and I decided to check it out.

For those not in the know, OnLive is an online video game service created by the guy responsible for WebTV. The whole idea is that you don't need a physical game console or a super powerful computer to run popular games. OnLive's remote servers have all the power you need, and OnLive actually runs the games remotely, captures the video feed, and uses a revolutionary new video compression codec to send that high-quality video feed back to your TV or laptop or desktop monitor, all at 60 frames per second and with minimal input lag. You're not playing the game on your computer... you're watching footage of you playing the game.

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A lot of people would like it if XBLIG sucked less

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So apparently, Mommy's Best Games - one of the best and most noteworthy indie studios working in Xbox Live Indie Games - has decided to hold off on releasing their new game, Explosionade, because the XBLIG Top Downloads tab in the Marketplace is broken.

Kobun's indie page covered it here, and Indienerds covered it here. Basically, the short version is that the database that does sales tracking for XBLIG is unreliable, updating every few days or not at all rather than every 24 hours on the dot. For developers interested in checking their daily sales, it's obnoxious. But this database also powers the Top Downloads section of the XBLIG Marketplace, giving additional valuable attention to popular XBLIG titles.

Y'see, Microsoft does an utterly piss-poor job of advertising good XBLIG titles. There's a myriad of reasons why that is, including the fact that Microsoft earns more revenue from Xbox Live Arcade titles and doesn't want super cheap XBLIG offerings to compete with the pricier Arcade options. Left to hang, XBLIG developers must create their own advertising. One way is to prevail upon the various gaming blogs and indie sites out there and hope your game is good enough to get featured and talked about. Another is to have actually made a good game to begin with, and have it appear in the Top Downloads section (or IGN Picks, or what have you) by virtue of your hard-earned popularity. So when the XBLIG database is broken, and the Top Download section isn't updating, developers lose one of their lamentably-few options to juice their sales.

Those of us that have released mediocre games (/raises hand) know what that leaves the developer with. Absent access to the Top Downloads list or much in the way of web publicity, your game lingers on the New Arrivals tab for a few days (by virtue of being, um, new) before even newer releases push it off. Your sales are high while it's on there and visible, but once it drops off, sales decline by as much as 95%.

In fact, Kobun described exactly this when he featured my Around The World post mortem.

I understand why ATW languished - it was small and mediocre to above-average - and it didn't get sales legs beyond being on the New Arrival page. But to consign even more talented developers to the same outcome is gruesome. Microsoft should get their shit together and make the XBLIG market a more rewarding place, or else you might see more developers bitch and whine (at best) or leave the market entirely (at worst).

Why Minecraft took off

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ModDB has an article up about how and why Minecraft took off so quickly.

The article is aimed at indie developers, and it actually makes some unique points that haven't been done to death in other indie gaming zines and blogs. Here are the six points that the article stresses:

  1. Minecraft is unique
  2. It's "frictionless"
  3. It has demonstrable depth
  4. It's easy to buy
  5. It creates viral marketing material
  6. And it's reached a tipping point

Some of those are no-brainers, like it's depth and unique-ness. (Although, the guy behind Dwarf Fortress would beg to disagree.) And the list has at least two unfair elements, as #5 and #6 are effects of popularity, not its causes. (Well, okay, #5 is both.)

However, the "frictionless" tag really intrigued me. The writer meant that the game - the freeware, online-only gimped version - was ridiculously easy to play. You log into the guy's website and play the game through your browser. That is one hell of a marketing tool, and one of the reason's why I've been eyeing the Unity 3D engine, with it's multi-platform support that, incredibly, allows you to play games through your web browser without even needing admin access. Neat, right? The old adage for indie gamers working on PC is that "everyone has a PC!" Well, everyone also goes online and uses a web browser. Tons of potential there.

In fact, having a free, albeit feature-incomplete version of your game on your webpage is a double godsend. First, your game becomes just as frictionless as Minecraft: you visit the website, click Play, and voila. If you have a compelling game, all you need to sink your hook into a potential customer is for them to give you page hit and try the game. Secondly, you expand your market from just avowed PC gamers... the Steam, Direct2Drive, Play Greenhouse crowds... to potential PC gamers, i.e. everyone that has a web browser and could conceivably choose to purchase your game. In fact, it's entirely possible to have the purchase consist of web page access to another, feature-complete version of the game on your webpage, rather than just a downloadable copy.

And not only do you reach a broad market through a universal platform, you also minimize piracy that way. I wonder if browser-based games behind pay walls will be the wave of the future.

Breath of Death VII Post Mortem

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Another day, another post mortem. The two gentlemen geniuses behind Breath of Death VII have written a post mortem article about their game's development and release. It's an entertaining read, especially because the developers hit it out of the park on the list of things they did correctly, which includes everything from design aesthetics to pricing to advertising and beyond. The stuff they didn't do right? Absurdly mild mistakes strictly pertaining to minor gameplay aspects of BoD.

Oh, and obsessively checking up on sales. Trust me, guys... everyone obsesses over their sales.

New freeware XNA engine under development

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The talented guy (guys? gals? not sure) over at EvoFx Studio have been working hard on what appears to be a densely-featured, gorgeous freeware engine. Dig it:

Apparently it's coming out in the first quarter of 2011. I'll be eagerly anticipating it!

Around The World First Quarter Earnings

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So: first quarter earnings, or lack thereof.

It's pretty late (this data is current as of 7/27/10, with nothing new to replace it), but here's how Around The World did in the various markets that I launched it in, during the period of April 2010 to June 2010:


GameContentCountryPoints% RateUnitsIncome
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game Canada 80 70 17 $11.52
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game Germany 80 70 9 $6.10
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game France 80 70 2 $1.36
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game United Kingdom 80 70 40 $27.10
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game Italy 80 70 1 $0.68
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game Japan 80 70 1 $0.68
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game Spain 80 70 2 $1.36
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game Sweden 80 70 6 $4.07
Full Game - Around The World Xbox LIVE Indie Game United States 80 70 123 $83.34

That leaves me with a total of $136.20.

Frankly, that's not that bad, but that's only if you take the reporting period into account. April 2010 through June 2010 only accounts for roughly 10 days of actual sales, since ATW came out on June 20. So, we're looking at only 10 days of sales data, not a full quarter.

That said, a cursory glance at the data is telling. ATW did well in English-speaking countries, and poorly everywhere else. Why is that? Well, I guess I could accuse all the Western European and Asian countries as being too effete, well-educated, and cosmopolitan to even need a geography game. But since I doubt that's the case, I think it's just more likely that even if educated non-Anglophone players can read and speak English, they don't necessarily want to. Thus, we see my lack of available game translations - an option I declined to implement - coming back to haunt me.

Also, as this represents the first week and change in sales, any further sales data will continue to show the tremendous dropoff in downloads and purchases that I witnessed once ATW disappeared from the Marketplace's "New Releases" list. However, for Xbox Live Indie Games, ATW has an unusually high attach rate, since people who bother to go searching through the Educational section of the Marketplace have a high intent to buy an educational game. Although the sales have been meager, ATW has been experiencing a 20% to 35% download-to-purchase ratio for these past few months, which is unheard of in the XBLIG community. As a result, I'm seeing a long tail effect for ATW. I'm hardly going to make money from it, but it's nice to see that it's found it's own niche, albeit an absurdly small one that won't threaten my day job.


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Greetings from Indianapolis! Work has apparently taken me to the polis of Indiana, and it's a pretty neat, albeit small city. I caught up on Penny Arcade this evening, and the confused state that Friday's Minecraft comic left me in was replaced by awe following Monday's comic.

And then I saw this:

I am downloading this right the hell now.

Development Interlude, Aspiring Artist Edition

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I would super-duper like Project Squish to be a pretty game. Every time I load up the alpha and play around, I find myself sighing at my placeholder artwork. Soon, the day will come where I can throw out all this old work and replace it with something thoughtful and good-looking. You know... something that will clash violently with critters exploding into clouds of blood and viscera!

I'm a pretty decent sketch artist, albeit one that has only worked on refining his own style and has not ventured into the "learn new things" territory. Very similar face and profile doodles adorn the corners of my work notebooks. Fortunately, this style - with all of its wide eyes and goofy expressions - can be easily adapted for drawing the game's critters, as my recent video and art show. But they're the punchline of the joke. The setup needs to be in the careful beauty of the game's levels, which means I need to get off my ass and learn how to draw and paint digitally.


I'm experimenting with a variety of styles right now. At first, I thought I'd sketch out my level objects and landscapes (especially the landscapes) by hand, scan the line art, and then paint them digitally in Photoshop. Unfortunately, I find myself sans scanner at the moment, and I won't buy one unless I can commit to that exact work process. Since I'm not prepared to commit right now, I'm experimenting with other things. Specifically, I'm going batshit crazy in Photoshop with just a mouse, exploring the limits of what I can do without a sketching hand or a tablet pad.

Although I have a high opinion of my own drawing style, I know I really, really need to improve on my habits, especially painting and coloration. As such, I'm currently drawing and redrawing the same stupid trees so that I can take the time-honored brute force approach to getting better: "If at first you don't succeed..."

I'm starting from extreme mediocrity and hoping to work my way upward. Here are the first and second trees I'm drawn and painted:

Old tree

Good news, everyone! I've learned how to Burn/Sponge/Dodge in Photoshop. I've also picked up another key lesson: I can't Filter my way to success, especially if my heretofore approach to Photoshop Filters has been "keep clicking buttons and see what looks good."

My work continues, and I'll keep on churning out silly trees. We'll see how it goes. In the meanwhile, does anyone have any good tips, tricks, or tutorials? Or other things that begin with T?

Squishy Diary, Volume 4

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It's been nearly a month, so here's another Project Squish development video:

This video shows off my little critters being animated in-game as well as some new level features, such as working buttons, toggleable blocks color-coordinated to respond to colored buttons, and the elevator. Implementing the elevator involved a little sturm und drang, as I was trying not to rip off World of Goo. However, the process of getting the first critter to the elevator and then choosing thereafter when to end the level allows for a lot of flexibility, including the possible usage of surplus critters saved to unlock game features or something. I haven't decided yet.

I recently concluded Month 2 of development, and things are moving swimmingly. I'd initially planned on a 3 month development cycle, as I was working strictly with 2D and with XNA programming principles that I'd long since learned while working on Around The World. However, I find myself repeatedly adding new and unplanned features for in-game play, which is dragging out the process. I'm always wary of "feature creep" - when a developer keeps adding unplanned features and pushing back their development timeline - but I also want Project Squish to be content rich and have a wide variety of possible puzzles and level interactions. I don't think it would be remiss to add another month to the development schedule to make a (hopefully) good game even better.

Another Direct2Drive sale!

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Happy September, everyone! I'm not even speaking for myself, because summer is my favorite season of the year, and I hate wishing it farewell. So: boooo September, everyone! is more accurate.

But: yaaaaaaaay Direct2Drive! They're celebrating the end of summer (boo) with some awesome game deals (yay!) The full list isn't supposed to be out yet, but the promo photos have already leaked, and I've safely tucked them below the fold. Enjoy:

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Development Interlude, Placeholder Art Edition

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Project SQUISH

I've made some placeholder art for some cute little things that will waddle around the levels of Project Squish. It's not finished by any means, but I mocked it up to test out the animation system and was rather enamored with what I created. Anyone think they're cute?

Another day, another post mortem

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Another well-written post-mortem by an Xbox Live Indie Games developer can be found here. It chronicles the development of Dysnomia, including the hiring and agreed upon 50/50 revenue split with a second team member, the development process, the meager budget ($100 for roughly 1,600 hours of work), and ultimately his sales figures.

Once again for an XBLIG developer, the Dysnomia Team experienced a paltry conversion rate of roughly 6% in trial downloads converted to actual purchases. He's made a decent chunk of pocket change, somewhere in the neighborhood of $1,500. On a whim, I compared that to the 1,600 hours spent on development. Unfortunately, the result suggested that the Dysnomia Team earned about $0.90 per hour for development, not including sunk costs. Split between the two developers, and that goes down to $0.45 per hour.

For hobbyists, that's a shrug. For aspiring indie developers looking to make a career, that's horrifying. Nobody wants to wake up and realize that child laborers in Malaysia make more than you do!

Libraries, engines, markets, deliberation, and griping

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I love working on video games. I find programming and level design flat-out engrossing. Releasing Around The World was deeply fulfilling, even in spite of its poor sales.

But good God, I am sick to fucking death of writing in libraries.

What is a library? Well, XNA, the programming environment I write Xbox Live Indie Games in, is a library. It's a series of tools that let you build a game from the ground up, and does a lot of the heavy lifting. For instance, all 3D models or 2D sprites are drawn to the screen with their respective "Draw()" methods. Invoke that, and you're drawing. Yeah, I'm trying to make it sound straightforward for lay people, but for programmers, it really is.

But heavy lifting doesn't necessarily make things more efficient. While working on Project Squish, I spent the last 30 minutes wondering why an in-game pressable button vibrates psychotically when you're pressing on it instead of just staying down. Eventually, I solved the problem, but I've already experienced hundreds like it, and I'll experience hundreds more in the future: simple tasks that become unreasonably complicated and often don't behave as expected.

That's because a library gives you a lot of tools, but you still have to create everything from scratch. Including absurdly simple things like buttons. Also including much more complicated things like the dynamic shadows that I spent a month working on with the now-abandoned Prometheus Engine.

I wouldn't have these headaches if I worked with a game engine. A game engine is not only a library full of tools, but also full of templates and features pre-made for your use. An engine is like a car, in that you go shopping for the one that already does what you want it to do. There are engines out there that already handle not just buttons and shadows, but also terrain, lighting, physics, and loads of other things. Instead of programming these features from scratch, an engine gives you access to them from the get-go, allowing you to modify them as you see fit or leave them be and focus on programming things that the engine doesn't handle for you, like logic specific to your game.

So why am I not working in an engine right now?

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Squishy Diary, Volume 3

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Another day, another new video with tons of new stuff in it.

New features after the jump.

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From the 'Support Indie Developers' Annals

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Machinarium was released last year, and somehow I completely forgot about it. Or missed it entirely. Anyway, Amanita Design created and self-published this gorgeous point-and-click puzzle game, and apparently, it got pirated to hell and gone. Even at $20, the developer estimated that only 5 to 15 percent of the game's players actually paid for it. Dudes, not cool.

As described by Joystiq, Amanita is having a "Pirate Amnesty" sale, marking down the game to $5 so that you will hopefully give them the goddamn money that they deserve. I bet it'll work to some degree - they've managed to find tons of free press on this one - but I always get a little unnerved about combating piracy with positive reinforcement. "You pirated the hell out of our game, so here it is a little cheaper. We won't get anywhere near as much money from you, but we will get something, so that we may feed and clothe our kids. Thanks."

Negative reinforcement, of course, would involve that scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back where they go to everyone on the internet's house and beat them up.

I don't think that would work.

What I'm Playing, August 2010

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I actually bought an Xbox 360 because I wished to get out of the computer arms race. Upgrading computers is no problem for me - I worked for several years at a computer repair shop, and I relish the act of messing around inside a case - but I found the necessary pace of upgrades to be fairly galling, especially considering the cost.

I resisted upgrading my four year old desktop until now for this reason. But then, Firearms: Source got released and my computer couldn't run it. So, Newegg got a rush order from me. Now, I'm playing all sorts of pretty games on my new rig:

And yes, even with the wondrous delights of a new computer, Project Squish is still moving forward.

Music on my mind

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Have you ever had one of those moments where a strain of music flits quietly into your brain, from seemingly nowhere? It arrives as a welcome surprise and then gently lingers, sculpting your mood as your mind languidly tries to identify it. As often as not, the answer escapes, with the music not far behind.

Fortunately, in this case, I managed to identify what I was thinking of: the Assassin's Creed 2 soundtrack. Yes, vidja game moosic!

Squishy Diary, Volume 2

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Oh, hey, look, it's another development video:

I'm going to try and pace these videos a little better in the future. I recognize now that during the 17 some odd Development Diaries for Around The World, I was releasing videos left and right for even the most banal updates. I'll try and be a little more... discerning... in the future.

Anyway, lots of new shit in this clip:

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Firearms: Source Released!

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Five years in the making, Firearms: Source has been released!

If you have Steam and some version of Half-Life 2, you definitely need to check it out. Click the above pic, and support your local modders!

Squishy Diary, Volume 1

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As I mentioned earlier, I've stopped work on the Prometheus Engine. It had a very cool name, but had all the hallmarks of a time sink. Successfully finishing this engine and then embarking on the creation of a horror game would've taken me forever, and although I have forever, it's not a wise use of my time. There are plenty of free XNA engines that I should learn, and there are plenty of smaller, more straightforward games I should work on to (A) further hone my XNA skills, and (B) increase my personal visibility. Prometheus achieves A but flat out murders B.

As such, I've turned to another game I've had on the back burner, Project Squish:

What am I up to?

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Ophidian Wars: Opac's Journey

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Another colleague from the Penny Arcade forums, Small Cave Games, has released Ophidian Wars: Opac's Journey on Xbox Live Indie Games for just $1. This is a 2D Metroidvania-style game that will serve as a prelude to an RPG that Small Cave Games is working on. It's been out for three days and has already gotten some pretty good reviews and a high rating, so check it out.

In three days, it's also gotten more than twice as many reviews as Around The World has in a month. (Oh, by the way, happy One Month Anniversary, Around The World!) Not to conjure up more jealousy or squeeze more blood from this stone, but: I shouldn't have made an educational game! (Don't worry, I'm quitting this refrain right now.)

And, as a direct result, I'm currently working on a game that will probably retard your child's maturation. More info on Project Squish to follow.

Legend of the Rune Lords Post-Mortem

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I just got back from Rhode Island, so I will reluctantly resume posting.

Also, I'm not the only one in the post-mortem business. The guy that did Legend of the Rune Lords has also written one, and it's quite a read. Even the difference in our writing styles highlights our varied approach to game design: his post-mortem is brief and focused, while mine for Around The World is long and all-encompassing.

The developer held himself to a two month development cycle (!!!) as opposed to my six month development cycle. Obviously, he was much less interested in teaching himself C# and XNA at a luxurious pace. He wanted to get his game done in time for Dream-Build-Play, so he needed to hit the ground running. He bought a license for the TorqueX engine, which, judging by the Wikipedia entry and my own experience with Torque Game Engine Advance, would be hilariously inadequate for me. However, it was perfect for the Legend developer, and he further augmented his headlong speed by using royalty free art and sound assets. Spared from both creating an engine or making the artwork for it, I can see how this guy pulled off developing a full RPG in two months.

The post-mortem also links to another article, this one on his sales. That article was pretty eye-popping, too. Suffice it to say that in his first 12 days, Legend of the Rune Lords sold more than twice what Around The World has in a month. The lesson here is simple: Alejandro, developing educational games is a luxury, not a living. At least for right now. I never fully deluded myself into thinking that my game would be popular, but I came pretty damn close. Quality and gameplay mean nothing if it's in a genre that nobody wants to touch. Lesson learned! Now I'm moving onto something more mainstream.

Also, the Legend guy learned some of the same lessons about the New Arrivals list and good box art, so I'm happy that I seem to be going in the right direction. His sales also bottomed out once his game fell off the New Arrivals list, but there are way more people willing to randomly browse the RPG section of the Xbox Marketplace than the Educational section. Again: lesson learned!

Re: Marketing

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About a month ago, Danger Joe came out for the Playstation Network. It's gotten some pretty great reviews and has racked up 50,000 sales so far.

Apparently, very few publishers anticipated that kind of success, which is a bit of an understatement. The developers, Hello Games, recently gave a speech at the Develop 2010 conference that described publishers shying away from the game idea for all manner of dumbassed reasons, my personally favorite being, "We want games that are less about fun right now."

Ha ha, right?

The flip side to this is when developers spend very little time pondering the ramifications of what they're trying to market. For instance, I decided that my first Xbox Live Indie Game should be a geography quiz game. Granted, that was because it was a simple concept to learn the ropes on, but I was also quite smitten with the game itself, only to find that people tend to avoid educational games like the plague.

As a result, my next game will be called, "3D Boobs: A Musical." Well, not really, but you get the idea.

A Storm of the Brain

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Guys! I have an idea for an RPG!

It's set in a fantasy world of my own design that's completely different from all other fantasy worlds. You're a dangerous man with a troubled path and a mysterious prophecy hanging over your future. You fight orcs and goblins and trolls and dragons and other mythical beasts.

You can play as a warrior or a thief or a mage, and although those have already been done to death, it's okay! Because I have thought of novel ways of making learning and playing those classes really interesting and intuitive!

The environment is large and sandbox-style, with towns and cities and mountains and dungeons all over the place! There's obviously some sort of volcanic/fire land, and definitely a cold land. Maybe a desert land too. Lots of enchanted forests. And a terrible nameless evil is off in the distance! Maybe to the "north"! Or to the "south"! Or one of the two other cardinal directions that can be referred to when describing ambiguous evil.

There will be a crafting system and an alchemy system and you can own property and farm your own land and whatnot.

It'll be a very mature game, too, wherein "mature" means "tits and drunkenness."

... Yes, the idea behind this is "exorcise all ambitious notions born more from reading Tolkein/playing Zelda in middle school than breaking new ground or exploring new concepts." The sad thing is that there's some non-jokes hidden amongst the jokes. The sadder thing is that while I disabuse myself of this dream, everyone else is busy nurturing it.

Around The World Post-Mortem

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Jeez, that took a while.

I collected all of my thoughts and put them into a Post-Mortem article that describes the full development, release, sales, and marketing history of Around The World, as well as what I intend to do for my next project. On that last note, the short version of it is that I'm putting the Prometheus Engine on hold, and have already started a new game, codenamed Project Squish.

I put a lot of heart into the article, and I hope everyone can learn a bit from it. Indie development is tough and frequently unrewarding, but it's also enlightening.

If I had to guess, I'd say that the most relevant section of the article regards how well ATW sold, so here's an excerpt of that after the jump:

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Another Around The World review

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The fine folks at Xbox Live Arcade Ratings hooked me up with a very honest, very enlightening review. Read it here.

Overall, the review was very kind to ATW. The reviewer was less-than-pleased with some aspects of the game, but his criticism was very smart and brought to light certain things that I didn't notice as a developer. For instance, being unable to switch off the day to night cycle gave him some headaches in trying to find locations at night. As a developer, I was so gosh-darn proud of the day-night cycle that it never occurred to me to let players turn it off! Also, he found most of the selection sound effects to be somewhat discouraging. Again, I reserved the best sounds for the best accuracy... it never occurred to me that people struggling to find locations and educate themselves would be turned off by the negative bleeps and blats that come with a miss. I love reviews like this, because in the end, they'll make me a better developer.

Also, unlike the guy from XNPlay, this guy really liked my unlocks/Screen Saver system:

However, the completionist in you will be thrilled to know that there are a LOT of pictures to unlock and, because of that, a lot of scores and correct answer streaks to try for. And, of course, you get to go for your high score. That might not seem like much, but giving you something to shoot for gives a glorified geography quiz a bit of addiction.

Thanks again for the review, DigitalQuarters!

Read the full Around The World review here.


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Today, 10 days after Around The World's release, is my first day with absolutely 0 sales. Ever since ATW dropped of the Xbox Live Marketplace's "New Arrivals" section, publicity has fallen practically to nil, as have sales, which weren't exactly robust to begin with.

I'm still writing the ATW post-mortem and collecting my thoughts on how to proceed from here. Will share those thoughts soon.

2 Around The World Reviews

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I'm not sure what I was expecting. As a fairly by-the-numbers edutainment game, it didn't occur to me until now that Around The World doesn't warrant inches upon inches of column space to review. I mean, duh: it has the geographical quiz component, and the unlock/screen saver component. That's kind of it. So, the two reviews I've come across thus far are pretty modest. The first one clocks in at once sentence, the other at one paragraph.

XNPlay gave the one sentence round up, a familiar facet on the site: "Geography quizzes can be fun (this one seems decent enough), but don’t “reward” me with a screen saver!"

NaviFairy at GayGamer.net was a lot more cheerful: "Geography quiz games are nothing new, but this one takes a slightly different approach. Rather than pointing at a location and asking you what it is, Around the World will give you four locations (mapped to the four face buttons on the controller) and asks you to find them. You're awarded points depending on how close to the real location you guess, and then a new city is given for you to find. Because you have four location options at any given time, the game is easier since you can just skip the locations that you don't know. I'll admit that my geography skills are pretty terrible (hurray for the American public education system) so I will always advocate this kind of edutainment title."

The XNPlay one kind of irritated me, as the reviewer used his one sentence to bitch about the game's (optional) Screen Saver system. Turns out the guy was sick and tired, and that I got one of the better reviews on the site this week. But, much obliged to NaviFairy at GayGamer, who got what I was going for with the game.

God Bless Steam

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I'm carefully watching the sales for Around The World, but not a lot is going on. I had very modest expectations for the game, and I'd done plenty of research on how indie games fare in the Xbox Live Indie Games market, but I must admit I wasn't prepared for my game to limp from the get-go. Le sigh. I'll encapsulate my thoughts on AtW's post-release period after I complete my Post Mortem article on the game's development.


Steam has an amazing sale that's going on until July 4. Tons of high-profile developers have slashed prices on both individual games and publisher bundle packs. The level of savings is utterly fantastic. I'm going to go through the offerings with a fine-toothed comb and pick out the best ones. (And, yes, I remember full well that I have yet to start Indigo Prophecy, which I bought last year for $5 off of Steam.)

Around The World is released!

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Around The World has been released! It is now available for just $1 on Xbox Live Marketplace, under the Xbox Live Indie Games section. View it or buy it here.

I've also added it to the ApathyWorks webpage, and you can check it out here.


Images of my triumph:

Prometheus Diary, Volume 3

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Not only is Around The World back up for Peer Review, but it seems to be coasting on its way to release! (Knock on wood. Do it.)

In the meanwhile, here's another video of the Prometheus Engine:

The biggest thing in this video is support for animated models, also called "skinned" models for a reason that I don't truly understand. Sure, I've been animating things in XNA for awhile now... Around The World had animated lighting, a moving Selector, the selection animations, the whole works.

But that was manual animation, having my game tell the model exactly how to move. With skinned animations, I attach a digital skeleton to my models and set up specific animations in the 3D modeling program of my choice before importing the model into my XNA project. That allows for much more complicated animations, such as a player character being able to walk and jump.

I'm excited! Are you excited? I'm excited.

Prometheus Diary, Volume 2

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My girlfriend is out of town for a week, so when I'm not busy staring at the wall or imagining that my cell phone is vibrating, I've decided to spend more time shoring up Prometheus:

New and improved from the last video is, um, me knowing what the hell I'm doing for a change. The multi-pass lighting is now up and running, and I've even thrown in a first-person camera control system, a flashlight effect that follows the camera as if the player were pointing a flashlight at things, and even some normal mapping for gits and shiggles. Details on the multi-pass lighting below the fold:

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Prometheus Diary, Volume 1

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Le sigh. Around The World got failed in Peer Review again. It's my own fault, really... I should've caught the error that surfaced. Fortunately, I've learned the art of being patient over the past few weeks, and I relish my new week-long Time Out. It'll give me an opportunity to fix the bug that led to the Peer Review failure (which I should've discovered earlier), and it'll also allow me to track down an illusory game-crashing error that testers are having a hard time reproducing. So, good news.

Also, in the past few weeks, I've acquired ADHD. Since I can't leave well enough alone, I've started work on a new game engine that I call Prometheus. Check it out:

There's a lot going on here in this video:

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Round 2, Fight!

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Around The World is back up for Peer Review for the second time. I'd really appreciate it if any folks with a Premium Creators Club account would do their best to break the game and (hopefully!) give it a pass. Premium types can find the Peer Review page here.

Unreasonably high standards?

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I've got two more days left in my Sit In The Corner timeout that Microsoft mandates after peer reviewers find a bug in your game, so on June 1 I get to resubmit Around The World. Yay. In the meanwhile, Alpha Protocol is starting to come out, to less-than-rave reviews:

The reviewers seem to be complaining about a lot of things. Bugs seem to be the biggest issue. Shoddy gunplay seems to be coming in a close second.

But a lot of reviewers also seem to be complaining about dated graphics and crappy animations that "aren't on par with modern offerings." That makes me wince a little. Assuming that the art department didn't suffer from poor managerial decisions by developer Obsidian or publisher SEGA (which may have actually contributed), the next likeliest causes of "substandard" art would be limits on the developer's funding or a shallower talent pool to pick from.

Either of those issues would have handicapped Obsidian right out the gate. But, suppose they had managed to deliver a tight, polished game (which they didn't) with the same, relatively-uninspired level of art quality? Would they still be lambasted? It may be that the criticism floodgates were opened by the bugginess and crappy gameplay, and that reviewers groused about the graphics because they were busy grousing about everything... but would Obsidian warrant criticism if they'd released a great game that unfortunately did not approach the visuals of Modern Warfare 2 or Assassin's Creed 2?

As an indie developer, I cringe at the thought of being judged against competitors that have the time or funding to make their graphics really sparkle. I'll always strive to make my graphics look good, but in the end, I am just one dude without a budget. Needless to say, Obsidian has more than one dude and some substantial funding, but will similar developers be criticized in the future if their products don't approach those of mega-developers and mega-publishers? Will not looking the best in your chosen genre count against you in the future? We'll see.

Development Interlude, Impatient Edition

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First, the good news: sweet box art, courtesy of my brother!

Now, the bad news: some eagle-eyed XNA Creators who were Peer Reviewing Around The World found some rather debilitating bugs. Apparently, having a Selection Animation still running when a round runs out of time causes in-game menus to flat out refuse to show up. The game also stops taking in-game input at that point. No input and no menus means that the game effectively freezes. Oops.

After three frustrating hours, I tracked down the source of the error and eliminated it. However, I had to delete the previous version of the game I uploaded for Peer Review in order to replace it with this newer one. Only, I can't resubmit for another week. That's Microsoft's rule. I'll get to resubmit Around The World on June 1. The wait will be agonizing, and I'm a little peeved, but I'm going to use the time productively and put the game back up for normal play testing (which doesn't have any time limitations) in order to catch any other late-emerging bugs, seeing as how I'd really, really like to avoid any other week-long delays.

Around The World Trailer is up!

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Yes, despite slower updates and lots of personal travel, I have arrived at this point:

I've also finalized (I think!) the game box art, promotional screenshots, and game release package. I'll upload those tonight. Next step is playtesting in the XNA Creators Club Premium community. Once they give my game a rigorous shakedown (and they will), it will then move on to Peer Review, where they check my game for bugs and serious errors. If it has none, the game goes straight to the XBox Marketplace.

And away we go!

Alan Wake

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Despite the fact that I'm a big pussy, I have this weird, inexplicable attraction to scary games that crops up very, very rarely. When it does, I tend to get really excitable about them, like with Dark Corners of the Earth. So along comes the exasperatingly-named Alan Wake, and the game is gorgeous, and it's provocative, and it's a horror game, so I am all over this shit.

I'll get into gameplay in some other post (it's awesome, don't worry), but let me wedge my jaw open for a bit about how effing beautiful this game is. Alan Wake uses an in-house engine that not only allows 2 kilometer/1.3 mile view distances, but also does the following (source):

Complete modeling of atmospheric scattering, fully volumetric shadows that are projected through the entire world, full weather modeling, day/night time cycles, ambient occlusion (both SSAO and pre-calculated), normal mapping, high dynamic rendering, bloom, depth of field and loads of different pixel-shader effects.

Somewhere along the line, Alan Wake became both a great survival horror game and a graphical tour-de-force. It looks simply amazing. The daylight scenes are hands down the most realistic I've ever seen in a game.

I can't wait to play more of this.

Development Diaries, Photoshop/3D Studio Max Edition

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Yes, development on Around The World has entered the flat-out banal phase. My latest piece of box art, sitting next to the old box art:

Latest Older

Development Interlude, Photoshop Edition

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My work-in-process Box Art:

It's nowhere near done and nowhere near perfect, obviously. I forgot the exclamation mark after "World", the title isn't poppy enough whereas the subtitle is too poppy, and I have a lot of unused space. Give me a day or two and I'll improve upon it.

Development Diaries, Volume 17

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Where we're going, we don't need roads:

Wrong '80s movie franchise, but no Indiana Jones quotes came immediately to mind.

Development on Around The World is mercifully coming to a close, and I'm busy rummaging around on the checklist I made for myself, tackling final tasks and generally polishing things up. In this video, I show off the completed Options and Screen Saver menus. I still have to do the Credits menu and the How To Play menu, and once those are done, Around The World will be feature-complete.

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Gaming Without Killing

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Today, Gamasutra is featuring a typically-thoughtful blog post about all the death and wanton killing in video games. The author discusses the Manichean view that most game worlds present, with good-as-can-be good guys murdering outright evil bad guys with little in the way of pity or remorse. The author ruminates on how a game would play if it offered some combination of, say, more nuance, non-lethal takedowns, and discussion of killing as a sin.

Those are interesting thoughts to have, considering that I'm hard-pressed to identify an Xbox 360 game on my shelf that doesn't involve killing something. But that leads me to a bigger thought: why don't more games offer enjoyment, major objectives, and interesting content that don't involve killing?

I guess my case in point would be sandbox games. The last three I played that come to mind are Far Cry 2, Grand Theft Auto IV, and Mercenaries 2. Aside from well-worn time wasters like package hunting, those games all revolve around killing people (and blowing things up). In fact, aside from exploration, the very thing that makes those games sandboxy is how you kill people/blow things up. Most of the gameplay's flexibility, if you can call it that, is in choosing where to go and exactly how you wish to dispatch the people you find there. Don't get me wrong, that makes for some pretty fun gameplay, but so much more can be brought to the sandbox genre.

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My esteemed colleagues RainbowDespair and Slash, who made Breath of Death VII (look two posts down) have updated a bunch of us on their sales figures. The game premiered on Xbox Live Indie Games on April 21, and with Microsoft's April 22 through May 1 sales data on hand, the duo has proclaimed that they made a little north of 5,000 sales, with a surprisingly high demo-to-purchase rate of 55%.

5,000 sales is $3,500 after Microsoft's 30% cut, which isn't bad for a week. And as a very high-quality game (I can testify to that) with significant word-of-mouth momentum, and forthcoming appearances on the Top Rates and Top Downloaded sections of Microsoft.com and the Xbox Live Dashboard, their well-earned prominence might earn them a continued period of robust sales as opposed to the quick, brutal drop-off that most Indie Game developers experience.

It'll be interesting to see what happens. As I've always stated with regard to Around The World, I'm not expecting to make much money on it, let alone a living. But further insight into what sells on XBLIG and what doesn't will be a boon to future games that myself and others will be churning out.

Whispered World

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Quick Around The World update to prove that I'm still working on it: I had to rewrite my Ocean shader after (a) the original file went missing thanks to a backup snafu, and (b) I wanted to modify it so that the water background (the fuzzy blues behind the continents) actually pans correctly when you zoom in. Yes, I'm mostly working on cosmetic stuff, streamlining, and bug fixes at this point. A finalized beta and playtesting are just on the horizon!

That said, check this out:

I haven't seen an adventure game this beautiful to behold since Curse of Monkey Island. It's going for about $30 on Steam right now, and I think the world would be a sad place indeed if we all didn't admire the artwork and maybe throw a few bucks the developer's way before they all starve to death.

Also, talking about adventure games gives me an opportunity to link to the venerable Old Man Murray article about the adventure game genre committing suicide. The article's practically 10 years old at this point, but it's still as awesome (and accurate) as ever.

Breath of Death VII

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Some colleagues who post along side me on the Penny Arcade forums have recently released an 8-bit style RPG for Xbox Live Indie Games called Breath of Death VII: The Beginning. (Hint: there are no BoD 1 through 6 games... yet!) It only costs $1, so there's absolutely no reason not to try it out.

Development Interlude, Surprise(d) Edition

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In trying to make Around The Worlds stand out to potential buyers, I loaded it up with ancillary features, like unlockable wallpaper images, a Screen Saver, and a Leaderboard. Well, we can probably nix the Leaderboard, as today I was surprised by the unwelcome news that Xbox Live Indie Games can't actually have Leaderboards. Huh. I thought they could. Whoops!

I guess it makes a twisted degree of sense. XBLIG is a broad market... lots of developers submitting and selling lots of games. When XBLIG developers pay rent in the form of a $100 annual fee, Microsoft already gives those developers access to some pretty sweet systems, like the Xbox Live networking infrastructure and the Xbox Live Marketplace where they sell the games. However, Microsoft has been far less accomodating on expanding indie games' footprints beyond that. For instance, indie games don't have Achievements, as Microsoft keeps a strong rein on what Achievements games can provide how many points they can give away. I imagine that a flood of simplistic indie games, each with their own Achievements, would be nightmarish for Microsoft.

And it turns out that allowing indie games to use Xbox Live for permanent Leaderboards falls in the same "nuh uh" category. As it stands, there is a workaround: using Xbox Live to share high score information with other players that are currently on Xbox Live at the same time. It uses the same principle as multiplayer games sharing information over the network, which obviously means that the score-sharing isn't permanent; it lasts only as long as the play session does.

The gentleman over at Enchanted Age documents this workaround here. I'm going to study it and see if it's worth the effort.

What I'm Playing, April 2010

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My ability to form cohesive opinions hasn't needed much use in the past few days, so let's just go back to the time-honored list of games I've been playing. I've been very diligent with my work on Around The World, but I'm allowed to take a break every once and a while.

More on Around The World in a bit, as I'm going gangbusters through the remaining gameplay systems, including the Options Screen, Leaderboard Screen, Tutorial, and settings for a Trial version of the game versus the unlocked version.

Development Interlude, Back-Patting Edition

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Because I'm a jerk, I loaded up the Hardest difficulty level in Around The World with some real mindbenders. Prepare to go hunting for obscure islands in places like the South Atlantic and Arctic Oceans if you want to earn those points!

These islands are so obscure that many of them failed to show up on the map I used to generate the game's world. I figured that wasn't fair to players - how could they find obscure places if they didn't show up on the map? - so I went and decided to fix that.

Players will never experience this, but I hid a nice little debug mode in Around The World that cycles through every location in the game's database and checks to make sure it's visible on the map. You see, the map has its typical Red, Green, and Blue (RGB) values to make those pretty colors that represent countries and borders and what have you. In addition to RGB values, the map also has what's called an "Alpha Channel" that determines transparency and, as a result, where you can see straight through to the water behind it. 0 Alpha is full transparency, 255 Alpha is full opacity.

So, my debug mode goes through all the locations and checks to see if the pixel at that point on the map is transparent (0 Alpha) or opaque (255 Alpha). If it's 0? The game resets it to 255, making a little island visible. When the process is done, the game actually generates its own brand new map and saves it to the game. Self-editing!

Cool, huh?

Okay, well, I think it's cool.

A grim portent of things to come? Or a 'So what?'

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So, apparently, a professional game developer is sticking their content on Xbox Live Indie Games.

Not sure how I feel about that. I mean, I totally get the purpose: a professional, but not super-duper professional development studio wishes to release a game by avoiding the ESRB ratings and licensing that goes hand-in-hand with publishing on Xbox Live Arcade. Developer gets to keep more of their money away from Microsoft, avoid the painfully long Microsoft certification process (XBLIG games are all peer-reviewed, for free), and reach a new market.

Well, they can try. As I said before, finding success on the XBLIG market is not always a matter of Bigger Is Better. Professionalism will only get so far when trying to satisfy the XBLIG niche market, which looks for small, quirky, and cheap games. That $1 price point is very much the weapon of choice these days. Tank Battles might not be able to just waltz into XBLIG and find a hospitable market.

In which case, I'm not particularly worried. I don't see professional developers crowding out indie developers in the XBLIG market. Something to keep an eye on, sure, but not some sort of imminent demise for the rest of us.

And yes, I spelled "indy" wrong from the get-go and it's in my post tags and everything, God, I'm gonna carry that with me to the grave. Pretend everything has to do with Indiana Jones and we'll all be fine.

Development Diaries, Volume 16

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Oh, the places you'll go:

What you see in the video above is confidence that the main game itself is pretty much feature-complete, and that I've moved onto another system: the Screen Saver. In this video, I briefly feature the collection of 65 images that can be unlocked by playing the game.

Assembling and editing the photos for the Screen Saver/wallpaper system was, actually, a lot of fun. Most of the U.S. and Canadian photos are my own, but seeing as how I'm developing a global game, it turned out that I'd need more than, ah, U.S. and Canadian photos. So I hit up the interthump in search of good Public Domain images, of which it turns out there are quite a lot. (I sourced all of them through Wikipedia, which unambiguously states the copyright of each hosted image. In these cases, I only used the ones listed "Public Domain.")

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Development Interlude, Frustration Edition

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Shorter Thomas Edison: I'm learning a ton of new ways to not make an XNA game.

Sturm und drang, huffing and puffing aside, that's more or less true. I've been hung up for the past several hours about how to compress my plethora of unlockable Around The World wallpapers into a workable size for an XNA game. You see, I'm 75% positive right now that I want to sell Around The World on Xbox Live Indie Games for $1, and $1 games have a 50mb size limitation. Fortunately for me, I loaded the game up with only 30mb of wallpapers. Unfortunately for me, C#/XNA compiles those images into an uncompressed format that's optimized for being read by a graphics card.

Imagine my surprise when I learned that XNA was in the habit of compiling 30mb of wallpaper images into 150mb of game files. So much for my 50mb limit.

Or so I thought. I found a way of setting the compile settings on any image (or rather, any file period) that I add to my game. I changed the compile settings on the wallpaper from "Color" mode (which creates uncompressed images) to DXT1 mode, which compresses images and optimizes them for 3D models. 150mb of wallpaper images has thus reverted back to 30mb in size. Of course, I won't be using the wallpapers on 3D models, so it remains to be seen if this compression leads to really poor image quality.

Oh well, you live and learn. And grind your teeth.

Wanderlust and Gaming

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An odd quirk of the advances made in game development and art direction is that players often find themselves visiting locations of untold beauty and blowing them right the hell up. Given how shooting and warfare-oriented most popular games are, it must be a natural extension of the old U.S. Army adage about "going to far-off places, meeting exciting new people, and shooting them." As it happens, I've long since realized that running and gunning my way through various utopian landscapes often saps some of the joy from them.

Take Uncharted 2. The game brings you to gorgeous locations throughout south and southeast Asia, yet for most of the time you're trying to stay alive while fighting hordes of murderous thugs. It's telling how infrequently a game like Uncharted 2 is willing to slow down and let you just enjoy the scenery, given how jarring it is that one level in the game lets you do only that. No shooting, no killing. Just languid exploration and idle chitchat in a Himalayan village. Other reviewers have described this moment as "letting Nathan Drake just be Nathan Drake", and that is accurate. However, that phrase should also read "letting the player just be Nathan Drake", as that point in the game allows a player to well and truly step into Drake's shoes and experience not just the constant gunfighting and ledge grappling that is his life, but also his reverence for beauty and his travels to amazing places.

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PAX! Addendum

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I've uploaded my pictures:

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Interesting PAX experiences:


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I'm back from PAX East, which was a complete blast. The combination of the awesome city of Boston with an awesome gaming convention is essentially a match made in heaven. I still have to upload all my pictures from the weekend and whatnot, so all I have at the moment are a few random thoughts:

Splinter Cell: Conviction

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Woohoo! After work today I'm driving north to visit my folks in Rhode Island and make my way to PAX East. It will be fun! Quite fun!

Before packing last night, I tried the Splinter Cell: Conviction demo.

Having loved the previous games in the series, I found myself pretty much despising this game within moments of starting it up. Analog movement is gone. Stealthily avoiding enemies is now gone too, in favor of unadulterated murder. And Sam Fisher has now become Jack Bauer, right down to the torture that miraculously gets all questions answered and the man-on-the-warpath growl.

I know Tom Clancy himself has almost nothing to do with the games that Ubisoft spits out, but there's a reason that Ubisoft wanted the "Tom Clancy" brand. The games with his name on it used to imply sophisticated techno-thriller plots and above-average writing. The original Splinter Cell and its sequel involved cyberterrorism, for instance. Somewhere along the line, we wound up with Conviction, a weird miasma of Grit(tm), stubble, four-letter words, and ruthless killing as an end, not a means.

No thanks. Uninstalled.

Development Interlude, Minutiae Edition

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The last post that had this title disappeared (mysteriously!), so I'm not going to invest much effort into this one, less it fall into the same wormhole.

85% of Around The World is diggity done. Content-wise, the game is all there, with the only major remaining systems being the Screen Saver/Wallpaper viewer, Leaderboard, and Tutorial system. The Screen Saver and Tutorial are procedural time sinks (i.e. I already know how to do them), and the Leaderboard is the last real unknown for me... yet another aspect of Xbox Live and XNA that I have to learn from scratch. That said, it doesn't really concern me.

Everything other remaining thing to implement is minutiae: making certain graphics a little prettier, streamlining certain systems, polishing certain features, etc. It's time-consuming but it's represented by a discreet checklist, so can go bang-bang-bang down the list (when I'm not busy obsessing over Bad Company 2 of any George R. R. Martin books).

And speaking of checklists, below the fold is a list of the things you need to achieve to unlock Wallpapers for the Screen Saver:

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More thoughts on Bad Company 2

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Awesome PC gaming site

I haven't beaten the Bad Company 2 singleplayer campaign yet, and I'm still gleefully absorbed in its multiplayer, so I have yet to write up a review beyond my first impressions.

Well, it turns out that the guys over at Rock, Paper, Shotgun have done a lot of the work for me. I agree with just about everything they say.

Same Old Collision Systems

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This will be a tad esoteric, so it's prefaced by something non-esoteric: screaming. At my TV. Because I died for upteenth time in Bad Company 2 multiplayer thanks to outdated notions of how collision systems are supposed to work.

Every physical object in a game is part of that game's collision system, which determines how solid physical objects behave when they come up against other solid physical objects. Free-standing structures (like houses or shacks) will sit there until destroyed. Grenades will bounce along the ground and eventually explode. And players can run through open terrain and doorways, up steps, and down hills, so long as they don't try to run through walls.

The players' collision rules are usually pretty simple: (a) the player is represented by a roughly 6-foot tall, solid box, (b) this box can only go up steps or mantle over obstacles of a certain height, (c) the box can only go up hills of a certain steepness, and (d) the box can't move through anything solid.

That worked fine in older games, but in newer games, players have to contend with game developers' multi-million dollar art budgets and the fact that heavily-detailed levels are now crammed with all sorts of physical props that the player can bump into, like door frames and debris and small plants and what have you. As games add more and more solid environmental objects, the player's simplistic collision modeling can't keep up. If a shack gets destroyed in BC2, it's not unheard of for the player to get caught on a "solid" piece of debris the size of a small 2x4 just because it's solid and the collision system doesn't recognize it as being passable. In Modern Warfare 2, detailed surfaces (like the inside of a trench) are often misread by the "is this surface too steep?" check and cause the player to ice skate around on the lip of the trench before oddly shooting into midair, visible for all their enemies to see.

Such a simplistic, outdated collision system can't keep up with the environments the player has to navigate. It's also kind of an affront to playing a game where you're (almost always) a virtual human being, as the game thusly ignores the fact that real human beings generally have some sort of sense to not bump into or get stuck on things. Nothing is more infuriating than a player character who fails to respond in a logical way.

I really hope that more developers will look into using Euphoria, which creates animations on the fly so that player characters can respond to their environments in a dynamic fashion. I'm sure it's a bitch to mate with your existing codebase, and it'll drive your art department crazy, but they're the ones represented by your multi-million dollar investment, yes? It's a small price to pay so that I can stop screaming at my TV.

Development Interlude

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It turns out I've stepped beyond my comfort zone.

It was bound to happen, and has happened previously. As documented in my Development Diaries, a lot of my work on Around The World was handled in preliminary projects. Duly named "3D Test 01", "3D Test 02", etc. etc., these projects allowed me to get the hang of XNA and get a feel for implementing new features without cluttering up an actual game's code base with all sorts of trial and error code.

Also, fewer notes to self in the code that say, " I have no idea what the hell I'm doing here."

My preliminary projects filled in a lot of the knowledge gaps I needed plugged before working on Around The World, but not all of them. For instance, I neglected to delve into saving and loading game progress, which is what I'm working on right now.

It's a bit outside my comfort zone because it leaves the relative safety of straightforward game design and moves into the territory of querying the Xbox 360's Dashboard features. Now I have to master a whole slew of features which I do not get to design myself, because Microsoft beat me to it: the overall Guide menu, Storage Device windows, text input screens, saving and loading games, Leaderboards, you name it. The functionality they offer is very potent, but it's alien to me. I have the unenviable task of having access to the Xbox 360's behind-the-curtain features, without being able to wholly see what is actually behind the curtain.

Or maybe I'm just a poor programmer and a whiney douche. I'll press on ahead and make sure this damned game's progress can be saved and loaded. My adoring fans need to save their high scores!

Bad Company 2 Impressions

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I've been a very bad boy and have done hardly any work on Around The World recently. Partly that's due to the obnoxious urge to move onto other XNA projects, a feeling that always takes hold of me towards the end of a project. Fortunately, I've ignored this feeling. Around The World will be finished, hopefully within a month or so.

But another reason I've done hardly any work is because I've been busy playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2, the game that took my love for Modern Warfare 2 out into the woods and shot it in the head.

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Like... of The Force?

Technically, the cloud tag on this post should be "first and last impressions."

I like Zelda. I like Joe Madureira. I like new intellectual properties. And everyone seemed to be gushing about Darksiders, so I decided to give it a try when I noticed the demo for it on Xbox Live.

The demo really, really failed to impress me. In fact, the damned thing got uninstalled after about 10 minutes. Maybe it was the complete lack of introduction or explanation (the demo drops you into a non-tutorial section further in the game), but I was just turned off by the whole affair. It seemed to have the "shoehorn everything in!" controls that bedeviled Prototype. The combat was the same overstylzed crap that makes me continue to ignore all new entrants in the genre. And despite my love of Madureira, the artwork and game world didn't seem particularly inspired.

However, given everyone but me's appreciation of the game, I'm assuming most of my distaste stems from the designers' aggressive application of Generic Grit(tm). Yes! Darksiders is gritty! Oooh! You play as the Horseman War, who's come to Earth to do something against really bad dudes and I really do not fucking care, okay? I stopped playing Prototype because it buried all the excellent Hulk: Ultimate Destruction gameplay under a layer of grit. I resold Gears of War within two weeks because it was just meandering grit and a boring cover system. And just because Kratos likes violently executing his enemies, I will never care a fig for the God of War series.

I don't like Generic Grit. I don't like Generic Rage. I'm 26, and most violence-swearing-and-tits marketing strategies haven't applied to me since I graduated from high school. If your game is gonna be gritty, at least have it make a point or be useful. F.E.A.R. put grittiness to good use. But don't just add grittiness because you think it'll be cool! Everyone and their mom has gritty ideas for games. Someone suprise me with elegance and sophistication in game design! That will catch me off guard.

Interactivity in Games

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It's like the Kama Sutra, except that reading this greatly DIMINISHES your chances of getting laid.

Gamasutra has a great interview with Patrick Redding, the Ubisoft Montreal narrative designer. If you're like me and you loved the narrative twists and turns of Far Cry 2, you have Mr. Redding to thank. He's also working on Splinter Cell: Conviction right now, and his familiarity with the Splinter Cell material shouldn't come as a surprise for anyone that recognizes the name "Redding" from a character in the series.

The interview is long and very detailed. It's basically Redding's stream-of-conscious discourse on interactivity in video games, on subjects ranging from cooperative play to forcing the player to do unsavory actions (a la Modern Warfare 2). It also has a bit of fun rumination on how players explore the limits of the systems that game designers present them, i.e. players wanting to kill the Non-Player Characters that are essential to advancing a game's plot. The guy is smart as hell and I'm going to make it my business to get my hands on as many of his games as possible.

Also, this reminds me: I should probably go back and replay Far Cry 2 now that I have a better video card.

Heavy Rain and Branching, Dynamic Storylines

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Heavy Rain Cover Art

Apparently critics are quite taken with Heavy Rain. The whole interactive novel/branching storyline thing has intrigued me for quite a while, which is why I bought Indigo Prophecy when I could snag it on the cheap (Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy share the same development studio).

Games these days usually resort to either being linear, tightly-scripted affairs, or open sandbox games that explore dynamism in the form of how you accomplish missions as opposed to what those missions' results are. That's because getting a story into a game is difficult enough. Getting multiple stories into a game (and I'm not just talking about alternate endings) is a tremendous feat that requires exponential more game asset development. More recorded dialogue, more artwork for different scenes, more programming for each possible outcome. So any game that does this well, I really want to play.

Development Diaries, Volume 15

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The Olympics is a great morale-booster. It allows you to exercise like crazy at the gym when it's on in the background, and it inspires you to achieve great(er) things for yourself. It provided a lovely push for me to get yet more accomplished on Around The World.

The most notable additions to this video are the Round End menu (which also shows off how you unlock Screen Saver pictures while playing the game) and some new selection sound effects, so turn on your speakers or plug in your headphones. I've turned off music for the time-being, as it's ridiculously aggravating to hear the same damn song when you run a debug build ever 2.5 minutes.

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On Creativity

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After watching a friend play through most of Uncharted 2, I thought, "This is the kind of game I wish I could make." It was a somewhat unfortunate thought to have, for many reasons.

Firstly, there's the issue of how relatively uninspired the game is; it's little more than the high water mark of the video game industry's desire to successfully emulate the thrill and presentation of big budget Hollywood movies. "Handsome, funny Indiana Jones analogue partners with sarcastic romantic interest to beat a homicidal mad man to a long-lost treasure" doesn't exactly scream originality. The game was amazing to behold, obviously, but played it safe content-wise. In imagining myself at the helm of a blockbuster video game project, I'm really wishing to faithfully execute some well-worn cliches... just with a grand scope and lots of Triple-A polish.

But, more unfortunately, wishing to make my own Uncharted 2 made me realize that those fantasies lay wholly in the realm of Bigger Is Better. Of going big, or going home. Dreaming is important, and ambition is important, but wanting my name attached to the next Uncharted or the next Assassin's Creed or the next Half-Life is misguided. It's not misguided because I have no chance of reaching those heights, of course. No, it's misguided because it incorrectly conflates my pleasure in playing a world-class game with the pleasure of being responsible for creating such a game.

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Assassin's Creed 2 Review

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I finally finished it. And it's really good! Read the review, plzkthx.

Unreliable technology

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The back-to-back blizzards gave me a chance to get a lot of work on Around The World done. In fact, I got the Score and Timer bars ingame and also added timed rounds and score keeping (so that the bars on the HUD aren't just for show). I would've shown off this work sooner, but laptop issues accidentally deleted one or two days' worth of work on the game which I only recovered from last night. More information to follow.

The laptop issue was flat-out galling. Last Thursday, my laptop became unable to browse the internet, mid-session. Mid-session! Three days of furious work using every single shred of Google Fu and the problem-solving skills I'd acquired in my two years as a computer technician finally resolved the problem and pinpointed the culprit: Trend Micro, my Goddamn antivirus program! Something that had been on my system for 8 or 9 months! Disabling it got me back online, although now I don't have any antivirus protection.

The recovery efforts were hamstrung by my inability to get online. When I finally got back to my apartment after a week of being holed up in Logan Circle, my desktop also didn't want to go online. It connects to the internet through a wireless bridge that talks to my apartment's network, and the bridge decided to stop working. I wound up having to set up the whole shebang - tower, keyboard, mouse, and old CRT monitor - within ethernet cable reach of my router, way over on the other side of the room, just to get the damned thing online so I could reconfigure the wireless bridge. Eventually, I got the wireless bridge reconfigured, and trucked the whole desktop back to the other side of the room. Now I could use the desktop to browse the internet and help fix my internet-challenged laptop.

Which I did. Only, I came back yesterday and found that the wireless bridge on my desktop had ceased working. Again! Nothing had changed overnight, it just ceased working. My $70 wireless bridge (which I had initially bought for my Xbox 360) and my $30 antivirus software just one day decided to stop working.

Eventually, after much screaming and howling, I gave up and walked the three blocks to Best Buy and bought a $50 USB wireless adapter. I tried installing it on my desktop - following the instructions perfectly - only to have the installer tell me that an Error Had Occurred and that the wireless adapter couldn't be installed. Apopleptic, I did a manual driver search on the adapter's CD, found the drivers, and installed them myself. I re-ran the installation program and this time it succeeded, eventually installing the rest of the softwear I needed to connect wirelessly.

I sit here, a day later, stunned and fuming. A $70 wireless bridge, a $30 antivirus program, and a $50 wireless adapter all failed to work, in quick succession. The $50 wireless adapter was only salvaged because I know what the hell I'm doing, and it was a minor software issue that was easily circumvented. But what if I wasn't a guy who worked for two years as a computer technician? What if I didn't have the skills necessary to identify Trend Micro as my laptop's problem, or successfully install a finicky wireless adapter on my desktop?

I don't mind spending money for a good reason. I can even stand to spend money to recover from unforseen emergencies, like a leaking car tire or a dysfunctional wireless bridge. But I really cannot fucking stand to throw money at something that's supposed to work, or help, and doesn't. I don't have the free time to manually defend my laptop from viruses. I don't have the wherewithal to build my own wireless adapter. So, I invest in Trend Micro or Linksys/Cisco so that they do these things for me.

And when they don't do these things for me, or they actually contribute to a problem, well, it makes me want to punch a baby.

Uncharted 2

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There's nothing like going back to work on a Friday to make you pine for a snow storm, because there's nothing like a snow storm that'll give you as much free time to just screw around and play video games.

I spent the past week at my girlfriend's house, and her housemate has a PS3, something I've gone this far without needing. Well, after several days of playing Uncharted and watching the housemate play through Uncharted 2, I'm wondering how I ever went without one.

Nate Drake is Spider-Man without the reliance on super powers

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Development Diaries, Volume 14

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Dear Diary,


Turn your sound on for this one, I finally added music!

For a change, this Development Diary doesn't require much in the way of discourse. This video represents a lot of features and ideas that I've described previously. So, let's jump to a list of what the video is showing:

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Consider me somewhat less horrified

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Okay, some feedback from some folks on the Penny Arcade forums made me feel much better. My game still has a good chance of standing out. Also, this made me laugh:

Consider me horrified. Really.

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I'm not the first person to have thought of a geography game. And, more importantly, I'm not the first person to have released one.

Enter: 09/12/18/globe-clicker-review/" target="_blank">Globe Clicker.

Well, consider my night ruined. My game will have better graphics, of course, and a different gameplay mechanic, as well as a few other odds 'n ends like power ups and a Wallpaper app that you unlock photos for as you play. And mine will retail for $1.

But I'm not first. And good lord, does that make me feel horrible.

On Multitasking

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Over the past few days, I've determined that, yes, despite the degree to which I screwed with the original Equirectangular Projection map to get it to fit onto a texture and 3D model, it is still possible to map latitudes and longitudes directly to an accurate X and Y screen position for my game. Hooray! I have to build the adjustments directly into the code that interprets the latitude and longitude, but it works.

That means that I don't have to manually enter in all the positioning data in-game. What I do have to manually enter in is latitudes and longitudes into my XML database. Fortunately, I have a standardized source for that: Wikipedia. My teacher parents, the living embodiment of "citation needed!", would freak out, but the data is all in one place and the tests I've done thus far are accurate. As a result, all of last night's work was spent (a) taking the latitudes and longitudes in the format of 41°49'25"N 71°25'20"W (Providence, RI) and converting them into a string-friendly format, like "41d49m25sN71d25m20sW", (b) loading that string into my XML database, and (c) coming up with code to parse that string correctly into X and Y coordinates in the game itself. Which I did. And it is awesome. Details and probably a new movie soon.

Oh, and I made the ocean background less horrendous. Again.

And you know what? I did all this while watching Dante's Peak!

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Drive-by Opinions

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I did what I promised and attempted to convert Latitude and Longitude coordinates into X, Y, and Z coordinates for Around The World. I was surprised to find how close the results came (I'm currently using the position of New York City as a benchmark), but I've made enough changes to the world map so that the projection is now off. But, like I said, it was close. I'm going to keep fiddling and see if I can get it to work.

Oh, and I played a bunch of games, too.

Bad baaaaaaaaaaad company, 'til the day I die...

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Xbox Live Indy Games as a business model

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Gamasutra has an interesting article up about the (very relative) success of people who market on Xbox Live Indy Games (XBLIG).

News flash: you won't make enough revenue to sustain a professional development team on XBLIG!

The article is slightly defensive in tone despite being supportive of XBLIG, and I can see why. Similar digital distribution platforms like the iPhone App Store and Steam are much more popular and can earn developers much more revenue. But given the varieties of platforms and markets that other digital distribution methods serve, it shouldn't be surprising that XBLIG developers must play to a niche in order to stand out.

Looking at the list of successful games, I'm heartened. The guys that did well made alot of money. And although that revenue, as previously stated, wouldn't sustain a whole studio... wait, why do we want to sustain a whole studio? XBLIG is for hobbyists, and hobbyists will almost always be working by themselves. If they want to pursue their delusions of grandeur, most other non-XBLIG distribution methods, like the ones considered above, will support a small studio and reach a larger audience. But for a hobbyist working on nights and weekends? Who among them wouldn't want to make north of $100,000 on something like A GAM3 W1TH ZOMB1ES?

This serves as a cautionary tale for me. As someone who cut their teeth working on total conversions and mods for Half-Life and Half-Life 2, where feature creep and ambitious design led to projects lasting half a decade or more... XBLIG should not be my platform of choice for a huge game. It will not reward ambition in the traditional sense. The indy scene equivalent of Modern Warfare 2, i.e. a hyper-polished gamer's game, probably won't sell on XBLIG. Instead, small is good. Quirky is good. Personality is good. It's an important lesson for me, since my notepads are overflowing with ambitious game ideas. I should take solace in the fact that I can save time and turn my back on those ideas (for now!) and focus on something that will not only take less time, but probably find more success on my platform of choice.

Development Diaries, Volume 13

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I wasn't kidding when I said I was going to have a Development Diary in the "imminent future", was I?

Above, you finally get a taste of the gameplay I'm going for. With four random locations that you can choose to either answer or ignore, the player will have to juggle these options in his or her head while deciding where to move the Selector. There's also the difficulty factor: on the Pie Wheel at the bottom, Red means Hard, Yellow means Intermediate, and Green means Easy. Beyond that, there's also the accuracy with which the player must place the Selector, with different multipliers awarded for how close you can get to the city in question.

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Brief update(s)

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I've been up to quite a lot these past few days.

Procedurally-generated Cities

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So with the news that Crysis 2 will be set in a sandbox New York City (which is so Goddamn unique, right?), everyone and their duck seems to be talking about procedurally-generated cities.

I'm trying to read up on the topic, and I've started with Shamus Young's blog post on his procedural city project. Check out his efforts right here:

You can also download it as a screensaver from his site. Neat!

Decadence Mod Post-Mortem

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Decadence Mod

I'm always a sucker for the theory and execution of game design, so of course I took notice when my buddies over at Firearms: Source clued me into a post-mortem of the Half-Life 2 mod Decadence.

It's a really comprehensive write-up that covers every single aspect of mod and game design, offering plenty of insight and a good glimpse of what it takes to put together a successful development team. Read it here.

Games I'm Not Playing, January 2010

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Thanks to everyone for the feedback on the HUD in the last Development Diary, I've listened to everything that was said.

Meanwhile, a list of the things I'm (not) playing this January, consisting of all the swag I got for Christmas and the stuff I scored off of Steam deals.

Development Diaries, Volume 12

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Here's the latest screenshot of just what, exactly, my HUD is shaping up to look like:


Click for a full-sized version.

As you can see, I've more or less finished the Pie Wheel, standardized placement for the location text that goes along with the Pie Wheel, and even added a Score/Time Remaining meter (on the right) and two Power Up icons (on the left).

Now, of course, I get to agonize about certain things.

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Revisiting Rapture

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Around The World's development is moving steadily (if also slowly). I'm currently working on a screen-agnostic HUD and display system. And what does that mean, you pretentious dick? It means that the layout of the HUD and where models are drawn on the screen will automatically adapt to what kind of system (PC or Xbox) and what kind of screen (widescreen or standard) the user has, making sure that none of the important parts of the game are drawn outside of the Title Safe Area. Fun!


I am shocked, SHOCKED to be reading this game's Bio

Bioshock 2 drops in a month. I guess that gives me an opportunity to fume about the original Bioshock.

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Crayon Physics Deluxe

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Issues of time and money become principally about time if the money aspect only requires a non-zero number rather than, say... $50.


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Dante's Inferno

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The solution to my Around The World shader discrepency continues to elude me. I took a break from my ineffective attempts to solve it and played the Dante's Inferno demo, knowing full well how much ridicule the game's concept has already received.

I wound up deleting the demo within 30 minutes, a little weirded out by the half-assed synthesis of three elements of game design that don't really match.

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Ends 'n Odds

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Work on Around The World is proceeding apace, as I'm coming to terms with the Title Safe Area and also trying to solve a shader discrepency between the game build that runs on my laptop and the one that runs on the Xbox 360. Boring stuff.

I might be slowed down, though, as my art development platform, my beloved desktop PC, is currently on its death bed. Blue Screens of Death in Windows XP are far more handicapping (and frightening) than their erstwhile Windows 98 counterparts, and it looks like I'm in for a painful transition. However, I may just get a new hard drive and Ghost my old hard drive over to see if that will work as a stopgap. However, Christmas was 12 days ago, and I really, really don't feel like spending more money.

I nabbed Indigo Prophecy for, like, 3 bucks on Steam the other night. We can now add that to the list of games I have no time to play, but I've always wanted to see how they handle the "interactive movie" approach to video gaming. And that bizarre plot I keep hearing about.

I'm not in danger of buying a PS3 any time soon (see above for issues of time and money), but my interest is growing. The latest blow to my resolve to not spend more on gaming systems: Tycho from Penny Arcade has an interesting writeup on the PS3-exclusive MAG today. MAG's a 256-player, massively-multiplayer online modern military shooter that epitomizes tactical gameplay and cooperation. Yes please!

I haven't had a good dose of tactical gameplay since Operation Flashpoint (hello, my Game of the Decade), a wildly open military shooter that introduced me to discreet tactics and requisite headset coordination with good friends. (Not to mention, being brutally killed in the middle of nowhere for no discernable reason.) I also dabbled in Battlefield 2, which was usually less tactical but more epic in scope than Flashpoint, and also broke new ground on cooperation systems in the form of squad mechanics (something that we were aiming to do in World at War) and a dedicated Commander role. And, according to Tycho, it seems that these two separate bags of goodies have been combined in MAG. If that's true, then I may have to part with more of my money this year than I previously imagined.

The Art of Scaring Your Pants Off

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A few people noted that some scarier games made my Best of the Decade lists, specifically Thief 3: Deadly Shadows and Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. In retrospect, that doesn't suprise me: horror games have to try harder than any other type of game to fulfill the obligations of their genre. Those that stand out really stand out.

Action games have to place a premium on fighting and spectacle. Adventure games have to come up with interesting, solvable puzzles. Horror games, on the other hand, frequently have to bring everything to the table: action, spectacle, puzzles, and the other hallmarks of good gameplay.

On top of that, they have to excel (or at least be competent) at the storytelling aspects that are required to elicit fear in the player. A good plot comes to mind, but pacing is the real kicker; when to go for the jump-scare, when to build suspense, when to let the player relax, etc.

And all of this must be wrapped in an aesthetic package that seals the deal. Artwork must include scary monsters, creepy settings, and moody lighting, while ambient noise and musical cues give players the psychological prompts to put them on edge... or push them over it.

Since horror games have to get all of these things right, I'm deeply appreciative when a good one comes along. Given my familiarity with the design process, it thrills me when I see a coherent vision emerge from a fifty-person team and a multi-year development cycle, let alone a vision that can scare the hell out of me.

In closing, I recommend everyone read Journey Into the Cradle, a writeup on the development behind my favorite scare of the decade, Thief 3's Shalebridge Cradle. It's spoiler-rific, though, so I emphasize that this should be done after playing the game. Certainly not before, as you will be doing yourself a disservice.

Best of the Decade

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Don't ask me how, but despite the fact that I remembered that Friday was, in fact, January 1, 2010, I forgot that everyone would be going nuts about how this closes out the decade that began with Y2K, of all things. Hence, all the valedictory lists you've been seeing.

I might as well jump on board, right? First, second, and third place only, though. No Top 10 lists. That stuff is for Time Magazine.

Best Game of the Decade
1st Place: Operation Flashpoint
2nd Place: No One Lives Forever
3rd Place: Portal

Best Character of the Decade
1st Place: Garrett, Thief series
2nd Place: GLadOS, Portal
3rd Place: Nico Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV

Best Mission of the Decade
1st Place: Shalebridge Cradle Thief 3
2nd Place: All Ghillied Up, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
3rd Place: That mission in The Warriors where you have to avoid the cops and rescue your fellow gang members

Best Intense Moment of the Decade
1st Place: The hotel escape in Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
2nd Place: Walking into the first village in Resident Evil 4
3rd Place: Dodging missiles and a falling smokestack in Half-Life 2 (The end of Episode 2 was too frustrating to qualify.)

Best Surprise of the Decade (no links on purpose)
1st Place: Bioshock's "WYK..."
2nd Place: Private Jackson's last mission in Call of Duty 4
3rd Place: Far Cry 2's last mission

Biggest Disappointments of the Decade
1st Place: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess*
2nd Place: Super Mario Galaxy*
3rd Place: Grand Theft Auto IV**
Honorable Mention: Valve's concept of "episodic content"

*I guess because I'm not 12 and playing my N64 anymore

**I guess because they decided a hilarious, arcadey, unrealistic game would be better off as a serious, gritty, realistic game.

Development Diaries, Volume 11

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I've been working on the Heads Up Display (HUD) for Around The World, not to mention some of the selection effects. Take a peek:

The HUD currently consists of the following components: the Selector (which has always been around), the Pie Wheel that shows Xbox 360 controller face buttons, and the selection effect (i.e. "the bullseye").

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Development Interlude, Global Warming Edition

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There's something wrong with the image I posted below. Do you know what it is?

I'll give you a hint: I removed Antarctica.

Wait, that's not a hint! That's the answer! Aww.

Whilst I slept, vengeful hippies snuck onto my laptop and and inflicted Global Warming upon Antarctica, melting it away. How Global Warming melted away a solid land-based continent, I have no idea, as the hippies were already long gone.

Or maybe the hippies realized that, when it came time to implement the HUD, that Antarctica posed a problem as it wasn't "free-standing" like the other continents: the edges of the projections I acquired to generate the world model actually cut off the left, right, and bottom sides of Antarctica. That means that I had no room to maneuver when it came time to resize the game window to fit the HUD... I couldn't make it taller or wider without showing that there wasn't any more of Antarctica, that it just abruptly ended where the projections ended. Oops.

So now that Antarctica has been removed from the image and the model, I can resize the game window as I see fit to include the HUD. Thanks a bunch, hippies.

Development Interlude

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I have been working on Around The World during Christmas break. See?



I've been working on the Heads Up Display (HUD) system, including a Pie Wheel for button selection that corresponds to the Xbox 360 gamepad face buttons, and the cold-warm-hot effect for selecting a location with the crosshair.

I'd show you all this in a nice video, but the DSL here in Rhode Island is hilariously bad, and the upload rate is some obscene derivative of hilariously bad. Short story is that nothing's getting uploading to YouTube until I return to DC. But in the meanwhile, a pretty picture!

My love affair with Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer is coming to a close, I think. We shall see. It'd be nice to finally get around to finishing Assassin's Creed 2, anyway.

Yet more on Modern Warfare 2

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I'm back home in Rhode Island, having escaped from DC prior to the Snowpocalypse. I've been working diligently on Around The World, although not enough cosmetic changes have been made thus far to warrant another Development Diary. I hope to rectify that in the next few days.

I also brought my Xbox 360 with me, and have been indulging in Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer. I was surprised to find that I was still addicted to the damn thing, so much so that I haven't touched Assassin's Creed 2 in about 3 weeks. I was also surprised because I spend so much time being infuriated at MW2. Right now, it's about 2/3 enjoyment, 1/3 fury. That's a pretty high ratio. So why do I keep playing?

I've decided it's because MW2's multiplayer represents the pinnacle of self-absorbed gaming. The way the killstreaks are set up inspires a player to completely abandon cooperation and teamwork in favor of racking up kills. Furthermore, the rewards for said killstreaks almost always favor the player first and their team a distant second. Sure, an AC-130 will shut down much of a map and allow the player's team to mop up, but mopping up isn't nearly as gratifying as calling that AC-130. Which is why everyone else is trying to do the same thing. And the few killstreak rewards with socialized benefits - like, say, the UAV - are abandoned in favor of the more self-absorbed ones that build even higher killstreaks.

It's patently ridiculous, and the game's "Me me me me ME!" atmosphere leaves almost no room for teamwork. In fact, the selfishness of killstreaks is so overpowering that objective gametypes - Search and Destroy, Domination, Headquarters, and what have you - can actually be ended with the Tac Nuke killstreak! Teamwork, cooperation, and fulfilling the gametype's objectives can be completely nullified by a killstreak achieved by a hot shot who hasn't even attempted to complete the objectives! It's often maddening.

But, of course, that same self-absorption is immensely rewarding when you are the player racking up all those kills. And you always hope to be that player, even when you've died five times in a row to an AC-130 you could barely even see. And so I keep playing, knowing how fun it is to get those killstreaks.

But I also play to complete the objectives that the gametype gives me. At some point, I wonder if that will be considered to be some form of protest in MW2's community.


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Just because.

The title sequence:

The intro:

I am furiously looking for my NOLF CDs. Why? Because I've given myself the unstoppable urge to replay it, and maybe it can break my MW2 addiction. And also because one of the CDs is for the game's original soundtrack, which is amazing and will keep me company on my lonely drive back to Rhode Island this weekend.

Retrospective: No One Lives Forever

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Yes, Monolith, F.E.A.R. is pretty good and you've got this whole Japanese horror thing down pat, I guess. And I admire your commitment to this franchise, but The Ring came out seven Goddamn years ago, so can we drop the scary-schoolgirl obsession and return to No One Lives Forever? Please?

Cate Archer, star of No One Lives Forever

I know pining for one favorite franchise over another franchise reeks of hypocrisy, but bear with me.

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Development Diaries, Volume 10

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Against all odds, I've done some work.

Despite my crippling Modern Warfare 2 addiction, for which there is no cure, I've ported my shaders, models, and assorted art into a fresh code base and have begun working on the actual game of Around The World.

As you can see, I have a rudimentary menu system working. It's got a red halo at the moment, currently set to fit the frame of the "Title Safe Area" that XNA figures out from whichever system it's running on. (All old tube TVs and even most HDTVs chop off a wee bit of their picture around the edges.) I don't think I'm going to keep using it, though... It'll be much more efficient to just anticipate that a certain amount of the borders will be lost to the edges of a TV screen and place my graphics further from the edges as needed.

There's also the noticeable and automatic day-to-night-to-day transition. So I've got that going for me.

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... And we're off and running

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Apologies for the infrequent posting, but Thanksgiving has brought me back to my ancestral homeland in Rhode Island.

Absent the pressures of work and whatnot, I've had the presence of mind to sit in front of my laptop and realize: it's now or never. My shaders are mostly complete, most of the artwork is complete, and now is the time to start putting everything together.

Around The World has officially begun development.


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I continue to suck at Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer and continue to be adequate at Assassin's Creed 2's singleplayer.

I find both addicting because of a relatively frequent design decision in modern games: collect-athons, the padding of linear gameplay with optional items to collect. Usually, collecting enough of these items conveys some sort of bonus or achievement in the game.

In Modern Warfare 2, the collect-athon is inversed. I'm collecting achievements, and earning items. Accomplishing certain feats in multiplayer unlocks new weaponry and gear. In the first Modern Warfare, that amounted to weapons and perks. In its sequel, however, there is a truly bewildering away of weapons, perks, killstreaks, deathstreaks, callsigns, emblems, ranks, and God knows what else to unlock. It's overwhelming, so I'm doing my best to stick with a few types of weaponry I'm familiar with until I'm better versed in what the game has to offer.

Assassin's Creed 1, meanwhile, was all about the items. For the first game, each city had 100 flags to collect. Their benefit was nebulous and they were ridiculously hard to find, so not many people felt like collecting all of them. Just like MW2, however, AC2 went apeshit with the collectibles. I now have to worry about collecting feathers, Tomb amulets, codex pages, wall glyphs, Roman God figurines, money boxes, and probably a few things I'm forgetting.

And it drives me crazy, because collecting all these things are compelling as hell. In MW2, collect-athons turn me into a murderous badass. In AC2, collect-athons upgrade my villa, earn me upgrades from Leonardo da Vinci, unlock secret weapon and money caches, and - my personal favorite - comfort my grieving mother. It's interesting! Some of the collectibles (the glyphs, in this case) even bring up Da Vinci Code-style puzzles I have to solve to earn bits and pieces of a mysterious movie. Collectibles leading to other collectibles!

I'm enjoying these games, but they drive me fucking crazy because I will never, ever have the time to find all these damned collectibles. All these precious nuggets of gameplay and innovation, mostly out of reach. Dammit.

Assassin's Creed 2

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I spent a bunch of time with Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer mode last night, trying desperately to suck less. Unfortunately, my Suck Potential is still near maximum right now, thanks to (a) not knowing the maps, and (b) having not advanced enough to unlock really helpful perks or weaponry. But I will soldier on!

Anyway, that wasn't the entire night. I also spent some time with Assassin's Creed 2.


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From the Firearms Crew

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My buddies over at Firearms: Source have clued me into some downright fantastic art design done by several groups, including Dear Esther and Lost Hope.

There's also the Raindrop Mod. Observe:

I consider myself a decent mapper, with a portfolio demonstrating that I have some good ideas but need to commit a lot more time (that most elusive commodity) to proper environment detailing.

But these guys? These guys inhabit a rareified atmosphere. They are fantastic artists, and gamers should appreciate a stroll through their creations.

More on Modern Warfare 2

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I hope to have a new Develoment Diary soon, as I've been secretly working on Around The World while simultaneously playing video games. The graphics system is almost feature complete for AtW, but I think I can milk at least one more video out of it before I move onto implementing the gameplay: I still want to make the water sparkle in sunlight.

And I better move quickly, since Assassin's Creed 2 dropped today, and I have my preorder slip right. here.

I think I can split my time effectively, though, as I killed off Modern Warfare 2's singleplayer campaign on Sunday afternoon. Similar to my last post, I have many mixed feelings on the matter that I'll eventually convey in a review article. But I'd be amiss if I started writing that piece before finishing off the other things MW2 has to offer, so I dove into multiplayer and Special Ops last night.

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Modern Warfare 2

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Yeah, okay, soooo... remember that last post? It turned out that I was tempting fate, as my girlfriend showed up this morning with a gift: Modern Warfare 2! I'm trying to tell myself that this won't interfere with my game programming, but that was, um, 3 hours ago, before I started playing. The only reason I'm typing on this laptop is because it's within reach of the TV and the Xbox controller.

At first blush, the game is brutal. There's no foreplay, you just jump straight into the thick of things. The only evidence of "pacing" that I've seen thus far is the 100% over-stimulation that's thrown at you during every second of every mission. It's like someone licking your eyeball, nonstop.

Which isn't to say that it's bad. Hell, I can already tell it's one of the best games I've played. But it is brutal. Brutal stimulation. Brutal combat. And one of the first missions is so unsparingly vicious and brutal that I'll have to collect my thoughts on it at some point and describe what I saw and played through. This particular mission puts you in the role of a terrorist and gives you an experience that, as near as I can tell, has never before been seen in a video game.

Anywho, back to the singleplayer campaign. With luck, completing the singleplayer game will sate me just long enough to get some programming done before I rediscover the multiplayer component.

Acronym Soup: no MW2, some AC2, no ME, more MUA2

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I managed to avoid Call of Duty 4 for a good two or three months before I caved in and bought it. I'll try to do the same with Modern Warfare 2, although I might wind up with it as a gift. Not that I'm complaining, far from it, in fact. I really want to play MW2, but I know it will sap time that should otherwise go to working on my game. I can't even begin to remember how many hours I lost to CoD4's multiplayer. [break]

Also, Call of Duty is established as a successful franchise. That particular IP has been around for most of the decade. As such, next Tuesday I'm going to put my money towards Assassin's Creed 2, itself only (heh, only) the second entry in a brand new franchise. The first one got skeptical but above-average reviews, and - like my regard for Mirror's Edge - I wish to reward the publisher and the developer for pursuing new IPs instead of rehashing the same shit over and over. Which isn't to say that Assassin's Creed and Mirror's Edge didn't have glaring flaws. They did. And it's also not to say that Ubisoft and EA won't release a billion sequels. They probably will. I just like new IPs!

So, anyway, those are some assorted thoughts. The titular "gift that keeps on giving" has nothing, nothing to do with those things that I just felt like talking about! I'm actually referring to Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, again, which I started playing again once I remembered how clunky Mirror's Edge could feel when I tried playing that again.

I'm currently playing through the game with a rotating roster of Juggernaut, Thor, The Hulk, Storm, Deadpool, and the Green Goblin. I'm playing on Legendary, so the bosses are much harder, but most of my characters are nearly-maxed out from the previous playthrough, so I'm slaughtering my way through the levels. Thor, Hulk, and Goblin in particular are just brutal... activating any of their powers is like hitting some sort of magical "I win!" button.

The ease with which I'm plowing through everything but bosses reminds me that this game barely pretends to be an RPG. Enemies just swarm at you, and tactics usually aren't important. It occurs to me that I'd love to see an honest superhero Action-RPG that requires careful deployment of forces, stat usage, and whatnot. Anyone know of any?

Development Diaries, Volume 8

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Huzzah! My water is working as advertised and it's just about done:

Not too bad, considering my knowledge of refraction math is about 7 days old.

The above video showcases implementation of the following features:

Unfortunately, the above video also omits my failure to implement the following features:

Fortunately, those omissions haven't sent me back to the drawing board. They're just minor delays on my To Do list. The other successes are much more important, as they've (a) shored up my ability to write functional code in large batches, and (b) increased my knowledge of how the Xbox 360 works. [break]

These accomplishments also allowed me to hone my problem-solving skills. For instance, in the last Diary, all my water was refracting in the same direction, to the upper left. Why was that? To answer the question, I had to learn exactly how normal maps store data.

Normal map
Click for a larger version.

For those of you playing the home game, all image formats store data in a type called "RGB", for Red-Green-Blue. Combinations of red, green, and blue produce different colors, and an RGB value is stored for each pixel in the image. The red, green, or blue value can be anywhere from 0 to 255. So, true red has an RGB value of 255, 0, 0, while true blue has an RGB value of 0, 0, 255.

It makes sense that three data points (RGB) can be interpreted as three data points for a different purpose: RGB can be interpreted for "XYZ", i.e. points in 3D space! We can derive surface normals (the direction any given surface of a 3D object faces) from an XYZ value. That's why we use normal maps.

However, vertex and pixel shaders don't use the full range of 0 to 255. They use a range of 0 to 1. Therefore, an R value of 127 would be equivalent to an R value of 0.5 in a shader. So, for the image above, I converted each color from the 0-255 range to the 0-1 range to figure out what each direction represented. (That image is just the normal map for a stubby pyramid that I made in five seconds in 3D Studio Max. It's a view of the pyramid from the top, looking down.)

The first issue I noted was that each number is positive. In programming, though, the direction Left is usually a negative number while the direction Right is a positive number. Ditto for Up and Down. So my refraction was all going off in the same direction because each number was positive. Well, some of the numbers need to be negative. But how to choose which ones?

Simple, it turns out. Compare the medium blue pyramid edge to the hot pink pyramid edge. Those faces point due Left and due Right. Left and Right are on the X axis, the first of the three numbers assigned to that color. Left is 0.15, whereas Right is 0.85. Each represents exactly 0.15 units of offset... Left is 0.15 greater than true 0, whereas Right is 0.15 units less than 1.0. So, how to make Left negative and Right positive, as well as make it work not just for Left and Right, but any conceivable direction.

The answer: subtract 0.5 from each coordinate! 0.5 is exactly halfway on the 0-1 range that RGB/XYZ uses. Thus, Left (0.15) turns into -0.35, while Right (0.85) turns into 0.35. Positive versus negative, left versus right. I just made sure to subtract 0.5 from each coordinate, and then, voila! My refraction started working.

That was one major problem solved. The other was something I can't post pictures of, as it occurred on the Xbox 360. Basically, when I got my water shader working, instead of drawing the whole water surface, the 360 drew the top half... and then drew the top half again! No bottom half. I did some research, and found out it was the result of the 360's predicated tiling.

Predicated tiling, it turns out, is when the Xbox 360 makes multiple attempts to draw to the screen when it's processing very big textures. The 360 has 10 megabytes of EDRAM, and it turns out the huge world textures I was sending to it made it run out of that RAM. It would draw half the screen, clear the RAM as if it were clearing its throat, get the rest of my texture information, and draw it again (from scratch, it turned out).

I grimaced, as this was all my fault. I was passing the Xbox 360 not one, but three huge textures that wiped out its RAM: the world map texture (with the borders and countries), the the normal map for the world (for the detailed shadowing and the twinkling nighttime lights), and the water background. The 360 was choking on these three textures. So, I kept the world map texture at full resolution but scaled down the normal map and the water background map significantly. Not much quality was lost, and the 360 started drawing my screen all in one pass. Problem solved.

And there you have it. Hopefully you now have an idea of the promises and pitfalls involved with just doing a simple geography game.

Next up, I have to light the damned water correctly, so that the oceans aren't always in daytime when the world model is in nighttime. Also, sparkling waves would be so pretty. I'll work on that too.

I found free time at the end of the rainbow

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And used it for great effect.

Most importantly, I should have a new Development Diary coming tomorrow, as I spent huge swaths of Sunday going like gangbusters through my Around The World code, getting tons accomplished and transitioning somewhat painlessly from "write huge blocks of code/understand what it does" to "understand how to optimize things for the Xbox 360." The graphics are almost done, and once I've settled on the graphics framework, it's on to the actual gameplay.

Ah, yes, the free time. Played the Left 4 Dead 2 demo with my brother. I like the new characters a lot, not to mention the new weapon selection, but I have yet to see something that will make me buy the game. I guess the new miniboss zombies are okay, and the new levels look interesting and occasionally play in a novel fashion. But I don't see L4D2 as an investment. What if Valve decides to release yet another L4D sequel next year, orphaning yet another new purchase? Eh, I'll wait on this one.

Also, finally finished off the Brütal Legend demo. I loved the humor and the atmosphere, and I love Jack Black, but the combat was clunky and inferior to the usual beat-em-ups I frequent. Although, I hear tell that the game transitions into a Real Time Strategy game later on, which piques my interest. Probably should rent it.

Played Torchlight too. For a bit. I'll revisit it, but there's a reason I didn't get very far with it: I played this game when it was called Diablo, and I looked at these graphics when it was called World of Warcraft. Not to impugn the pedigree of the Runic Games folks, as they're the former Blizzard guys who actually made those two games. And, admittedly, 75% of the rationale for my three-month stint with World of Warcraft was the phenomenal art direction.

I'm just sayin', I got bored with point-and-click "action" RPGs sometime in 1996.

Unreal Development Kit Released for FREE

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Um, holy shit? Holy shit.

Epic released the Unreal Development Kit for free.

That means, Unreal Engine 3.0. The whole thing. The development tools. Everything. For you. For free.

At first glance, the pricing appears more competitive than Xbox Live Indy Games or Apple's App Store. Apparently, developers can just go and download this thing and work on their game. When it comes time to release their game, they pay Epic a $99 licensing fee. After that, 100% of the profits go to the developer, until the developer makes $5,000. Once that threshold is hit, Epic takes a 25% cut of all subsequent sales.

This is what we call "awesome."

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What I'm NOT Playing, November 2009

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Well, let's see, I never beat the Brutal Legend demo, and although I'm impressed with Mount & Blade, I haven't been able to spend much time with it. I've got the Left 4 Dead 2 demo sitting here, not to mention the Torchlight demo, but I haven't had time to so much as start them yet.

As someone with a full-time job, a functional social life, and enough Portuguese-Catholic guilt to remind me that I should be programming my own game instead of frivolously playing others, I am well aware that there aren't enough hours in the day.

However, if money weren't an issue, and the day was, say... 28 hours long, I'd be wallowing in these titles for the month of November:

And that's just what I can remember. Some of those games are already out, some will come out shortly, but this appears to be another holiday season to rival 2007 (obviously, as I've listed a ton of sequels to 2007's release).

But, again, I'm a fairly responsible person who doesn't have the time or the money to do all these things. Besides, the few of you that read this blog should know that I'm not trying to emulate Penny Arcade or Joystiq and be a voice of reason on every interesting video game out there. I should be too busy trying to make my own damn game.

So, methinks I'll nibble around the edges of that list a tad, but I've come to terms with the fact that I'll never be a professional video game player. Hahaha, who am I kidding, someone hand me my golden chalice and put me on Social Security right the hell now so I can play my gaaaaaaaames.

Development Interlude

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The effect tweaking and the art tweaking continues! And it's driving me crazy.

I made the oceanic background a richer blue, but, again, the contrast wasn't high enough for me to see if the effect was doing what I wanted it to. So, I drew a big white smiley face on the thing. Now I can see what's going on, and I'm not too pleased. A higher refractive index makes the waves and the scattering effect stronger, but it moves everything up and to the left. Lowering the index moves things down and to the right.

In the next 24 hours, I hope to answer: Just what the fuck have I done wrong now?

Edit: My goal is to have the water effect refract the background in all different directions. Right now, increasing the refractive index does magnify the scattering, but it also shoves it all off to the upper left. That means that the effect isn't refracting what's directly underneath it unless you lower the index to practically zero.

My ultimate objective is to have the background show lighter ocean near the coasts and darker ocean away from land (like the Monkey Island video), and have that be the background that the water effect refracts. However, it will look like shit if the effect offsets that background to the upper left. That will screw up the alignment of the world model with the background. Nobody wants to see the underwater shape of Africa sitting well to the northeast of actual Africa.

I gotta fix this.

Development Diaries, Volume 7

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Happy 50th post, everyone! I have a lot to show today, for a relatively small amount of work. Observe:

This is another one that's better off being viewed as non-embedded, in HD.

What you're looking at is some pretty impressive wave refraction, although the 2D art it's refracting is still, ah... subpar. (I deployed a debug version of my handiwork to the Xbox 360 last night and could barely see the low-contrast refraction effect, so I plopped the 2D art back into Photoshop and pumped up the contrast. Still, it's nothing to write home about.)

But anyway, that's only what's being refracted, not how it's being refracted.

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Development Diaries, Volume 6

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I got a lot work done last night. My goal was to replace the inefficient, ugly water shader from the last Development Diary with something superior. First, a primer:

This is an overhead shot of Melee Island, the starting island in the original Secret of Monkey Island. The graphics are from the remake, and you can see the pretty pretty water effects surrounding the island.

I captured this to video so I could stare at it and deduce its workings through... magic? Something like that. "Careful analysis" (read: staring) shows that, since this is a 2D game, what we're looking at is a 2D refraction effect used to distort another 2D image, namely, the background. In this case, the background consists of Melee Island and a rendering of what the surrounding land would look like if it didn't have water over it. Beneath the water effect, you can see white sand slowly transition to dark blue and eventually black as the water gets deeper and deeper. That is what is getting distorted by the water effect.

And so that's what I wanted to recreate. A problem, though: I'm not working on a 2D game. I'm working on a 3D game. I don't have any art for what lies beneath the world model I made. It's a model of the world, and nothing else. In fact, where each country and continental border ends, there is complete transparency. I set it up that way to demonstrate whatever pretty water effect I chose in the background. That kind of hurts me in my attempt to use the Secret of Monkey Island water effect, huh? There's nothing for the water effect to refract, it's all just blank!

Okay, then. Getting to where I want would require some finesse.

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What's Going On / Bonus Thoughts on The Lost Symbol

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The Intertron is working and I'm enjoying my new place, which also means I'm scurrying back and forth between my desktop computer and laptop to polish up the graphics on Around The World. As the last Development Diary showed, I'm really unhappy with how that water looks. The remake of the Secret of Monkey Island pulled it off much better with simple 2D refraction, so I'm experimenting with that right now. More about that soon.

And since I have your attention, here's some more Spoiler-rific rumination on The Lost Symbol:

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Development Diaries, Volume 5

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The good news: I added water to my game engine.

The bad news: It really sucks and doesn't do what I want it to do.


This video obscures a lot of issues, so please bear with me.

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Development Diaries, Volume 4

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Not much new today. I just added some twinkling to the lights in the last video. It's computed based on the period of a sine wave that I feed my shader (neat!) and fed into a special function thereafter to determine how light or dark the light is.

Next up: I add an ocean behind the map of the world. Yes, reflective water! I'm also going to add my distance light code that I used in my previous shader so that the water will be as dark as the land around it.

Development Diaries, Volume 3

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When I posted my last Development Diary, I had gotten lighting working on my test shader, but movement wasn't working quite as I'd expected it. Well, not five minutes after posting the Diary, I got movement working correctly. Again, it came down to what order I was feeding instructions to the shader. But nobody wants to read a Diary that consists of, "Hey, I got the order right. Here's a video. Things look exactly the same. Please read my blog, I'm desperate for page hits." No, I decided I'd learn how to properly instruct the Super Awesome shader that FX Composer 2.5 spat out for me.

And I couldn't figure it out. At all.

Then, several days of busyness and horrific work stress set in, during which I had no time to program. In case you're interested, the highlights of the last few days:

  1. I did not die.*

Compare that to the highlight of today:

This day is certainly an improvement.**

You'll notice correct lighting, movement, normal mapping, and even ambient lighting. So, if that isn't the Super Awesome shader, what is it?

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Development Diaries, Volume 2

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Why hello there, friends. I bet you're wondering if I managed to fix the problem discussed at length in my previous Development Diary. Well, you're in luck! I fixed that problem, only to create more problems. All in the time-honored tradition of video game design, I can attest.

I decided to tackle the issue by creating a shader from scratch and stripping out most of the other bells and whistles that cluttered up the one I want to use. (What is a shader? Wikipedia can tell you, or I can simply say that it literally "shades" the screen, drawing models where I want them and how I want them to look.) That means no normal mapping, no environment mapping, no specularity, etc. I took a couple of minutes and whipped up a quick shader that handled texturing and lighting. That's it.

I easily recreated the problem. Why was I happy that I recreated it as opposed to solving it, you ask? It meant that the logic in my shader design was sound. That could only mean one thing: I was feeding variables to the shader incorrectly, i.e. giving it the wrong instructions. I fiddled with the variables until, TA DA! I got it to work!

What this video doesn't really show is my new problems.

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In which I part you from your money...

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I mentioned below that Direct2Drive was selling Mount & Blade for $5, yes?

Well, they're selling a hell of a lot more than that for $5. Check out this forum post on SlickDeals.net to see the full list. Enjoy!

Development Diaries, Volume 1

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I'm currently working on my first game for Xbox Live Indy Games, a tiny little edutainment game called Around the World that will be a geography quiz game. It will be in 3D, of course, so that I can make a simple geography game pop with some semblance of a graphical sparkle. Day and night cycles, an ocean with undulating waves, floating clouds, you name it.


Since I'm working in XNA, Microsoft's addon for Visual C# that works on both Windows and Xbox Live, I don't have the benefit of working with a finished engine.

(For the lay-person out there, an engine is a rough shell of an application that handles a game's bare necessities for you, such as networking, device input, and, yup, graphics. It's like a grand template, and good engines will allow you to do all sorts of neat stuff like adding water and hills and vegetation and what have you.)

I get to write my own engine. And I get to write it pretty much from scratch. So if I want any of the things I listed above, like glistening water, I have to figure out how to do it myself. And that is very, very hard.

Right now, I'm working on some very basic features for my graphics engine: textured polygons, normal mapping (generating fine shadows on the fly to make a low-polygon model look much more detailed), and lighting. Here's what I've managed so far (not a game, just a short demo, as I haven't even added the game's actual graphics yet):

As you can see, texturing, normal mapping, and lighting are all up and running. It's just not running properly. Notice how, halfway through in the video, when I rotate the sphere, it carries the light with it, despite the light source not actually having moved!

Welcome to my hell. I gotta sit up before I can walk. Et cetera, et cetera... and running is a long, long way away. Wish me luck.

I think I love LOVE

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Jesus Christ. One guy did this.

The editorialists in the video point out the very interesting fact that the developer has put most of his energy into post-processing effects rather than polygon counts or super-high resolution textures. That seems to me to be the best possible approach for lone indy developers, and something which I plan on emulating.

The guy's site is here.

Belated reminder that I hate the Source SDK

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I've been rather slow about updating the Games portfolio on this site to include my past work from Firearms, Firearms: Source, and World at War, all mods for Valve Software's Half-Life 2. In particular, I haven't had time to dig up content from either Firearms mod. As for WaW, I dug up what very few screenshots I'd already taken and uploaded them. Of course, I have other works from WaW that have never seen the light of day, so I figured I'd load up my previously dormant mod and take some new screenies.

I started Half-Life 2/World at War and loaded up a map with the provocative title of "Village." A quick runthrough brought a wealth of issues to my attention, most of them in the form of empty wireframes and pink-and-black checkered surfaces that screamed the unwelcome message, "Hey, dumbass, you're missing some textures."

Hrm, was I missing some textures that belonged to Counter Strike: Source? I'd uninstalled that a few months back. I re-downloaded CS:S, but, nope, the textures were still missing. I did a quick perusal of the WaW directory itself. All the textures seemed to be there.

Eventually, I decided to load up the Hammer level editor to look at the map and manually reassign the textures if need be. Too bad that none of the viewports in Hammer actually worked. Oh sure, all the Tool buttons worked, but the actual most important part of the editor, the part that lets me see what I'm doing, had broken at some point in the past few months. Dead end.

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What I'm Playing, October 2009

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Finished MUA2. And, oh hey! SSX 3!

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I just finished Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, and here's my review. My first playthrough was Anti-Registration, so in the near future I'll have to start a Legendary difficulty playthrough as Pro-Registration. I look forward to kicking Captain America's sanctimonious ass.

But before I do that, I need to play some SSX 3, since I just learned that it was backwards compatible on the Xbox 360. This is a critically important piece of information that I didn't notice previously, because, prior to purchasing the game, my 360 had turned itself into a $350 paperweight. I just played it on my old Xbox and didn't bother to check if it was backwards compatible.

Imagine my delight! Looks good when upscaled, too.

Oh, and I finally finished the Secret of Monkey Island remake too. Christ, I'm really slow, huh?

More on Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2

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It continues to be very good. X-Men Legends I and II were incredibly challenging, even on Normal difficulty, but Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 1 proved to be a bit of a letdown, even during the later levels.

MUA2 has never been outright difficult, but it hasn't exactly been a breeze , either. You can't beat levels just by mashing the Light Attack button. The differences between a Direct Damage attack versus Tanking versus Crowd Control are still as irrelevant as ever in a game as fast-paced as MUA2, but the breakdown of Direct Damage attacks - radial, projectile, etc. - prove useful depending upon the number and types of attacking enemies.

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I guess you CAN stop the Juggernaut...

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My last post mentioned that I should've preordered MUA2 at Gamestop to get a free unlockable Juggernaut. Apparently, the Internets(tm) - all of them - reverse engineered the code and submitted lots of faulty download requests. I'm not sure if it was server spam or Gamestop realizing that they were being "ripped off" or something, but they quickly put a stop to fulfilling the remaining preorders.

From Gamestop:

"Thank you for contacting GameStop.com. If you are writing concerning the Marvel Ultimate Alliance Juggernaut code please be advised that we have exhausted our supply of these free codes. *The Juggernaut codes were advertised as while supplies last.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Best Regards,
Customer Service Supervisor"

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2

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My girlfriend was over on Tuesday night. She indulges my nerdy side, and I think we were talking about the X-Men/Wolverine movie series when she asked, "How come someone doesn't just make a game starring all of Marvel's characters?"

This caused me to make a "SQUEEE!" noise, after which I hastily slapped Marvel: Ultimate Alliance into the Xbox 360. I let my better half pick my roster for me and then demonstrated about five minutes of gameplay for her.

Before that moment, I had no intention of picking up the sequel, which had just come out that day to decent if not stellar reviews. But she had reawakened my Marvel hunger, causing me to dash to Gamestop yesterday after work and secure my copy. (I should have preordered and gotten the Juggernaut unlockable. Does John DiMaggio still voice him?)

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Call of Duty 4

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I also reviewed Call of Duty 4! Yay for my time capsule.

Assassin's Creed

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I'm going through the things I've previously written and it turns out, hey, I really enjoyed Assassin's Creed despite its numerous flaws. I wanted to do another playthrough once I bought an HDTV, but, good God, the unskippable cutscenes are monotonous.

Some dude made a game with zombies in it

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Please buy a game with zombies in it...">I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES!!!1. As the, ahem, theme song reminds you, it only costs $1. And it's really, really fun.


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Even though I'm still slowly working my way through its predecessor, merely posting about The Curse of Monkey Island put me in the mood to take it for another spin down memory lane.

I reinstalled the game on my development laptop and, for kicks, I just started the game normally, without any emulation. Vista booted the game without a fuss and I began playing. However, it crashed the moment I tried talking to Wally. Well, what did I expect? The game was made for Windows 95, after all.

But I already knew the solution. I quickly scampered over to the website of ScummVM, a charming little emulator and GUI that supports a ton of old LucasArts games. I've known about ScummVM for quite some time, but this was the first time I peaked under its hood while trying to get COMI to work.

Amongst the issues that ScummVM handles and the features it advertises are some graphical upgrades. COMI has gorgeous hand-drawn-and-painted art, but it was originally created to run at 640x480. Turns out that ScummVM has plenty of anti-aliasing and upscaling options to help that out. I've only begun to fiddle with the settings, but I've already discovered that once AA and upscaling is enabled, the backgrounds look flat out amazing at modern screen resolutions. The characters themselves (which are drawn with hard lines to contrast against the backgrounds) look a little "meh", but it's a worthwhile tradeoff. There's no real solution for running an old 4:3 game in 16:9 widescreen, but that's to be expected.

So, for those of you who wish to revisit these old classics and pump up the graphical fidelity, please check out ScummVM.

Metroid Prime: Trilogy

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Metroid Prime: Trilogy recently came out, like games are wont to do. And it got me thinking.

I had never really played Metroid on any other console, my Nintendo delights adequately served by the Mario and Zelda franchises. When I finally played the original Metroid Prime on the GameCube, I was initially impressed but wound up getting bored after a week or so. Yeah, it was really neat when you saw Samus's face reflected in her visor, or when water beaded up on the outside of the visor, or when the visor fogged up from steam (noticing the pattern?), but in the end I just didn't have the requisite memory (or interest) to sustain the whole advance-puzzle-new gear-backtrack thing. By the time I hit the Phazon Mines, where the game abruptly decided to be more like a shooter on the one console that couldn't really support a dual analog shooter (thanks, crappy yellow thumbstick), I was pretty much done.

So why am I thinking longingly about Metroid Prime: Trilogy? I never even bothered with 2 or 3.

Not a whole lot of Wii games make me yearn to own the system. Otherwise, maybe I wouldn't have sold the thing to my brother's girlfriend and bought an Xbox 360 with the proceeds. I guess The Conduit briefly caught my interest, purely due to the fact that it's set in Washington, D.C., but hell, I haven't even gotten around to playing Fallout 3 yet, so that's not a good excuse.

I guess I'm thinking about Metroid Prime: Trilogy because because, now that I'm bored with Mario and no new Zelda game will topple Ocarina of Time from the pedestal upon which I've placed it, it'd be nice to like Nintendo for something else that it's really, really good at. Like, one of its major franchises with a much more competent shooting mechanic.

But hey, my memory still sucks, so I guess I can continue ignoring the Wii for the present.

Shadows of the Empire

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My roommate, Eric, made the mistake of saying something irreverent (and maybe even irrelevant) about Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire a few days ago. Despite the fleeting casual-ness of the comment, I leapt into action, desperate to find a copy.

Three days later and I find myself 7 missions in, just as enamored of it as I was the first time I played it.

Firearms: Source

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My friends over at Firearms: Source have been mightily busy since I wrote this article, but it's still worth a read.

The Secret of Monkey Island

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Currently, slowly making my way through LucasArts' high-def re-release of The Secret of Monkey Island.

Although I have a tendency to chide Nintendo for trotting out its mascots over and over and over again until you think you're witnessing Mario & co. appearing in something akin to terrorist hostage videos, nostalgia is a powerful, powerful force. Everyone is nostalgic for different things.

Me? SOMI was one of the first games I ever played, in its 16-color 3.5" disk variation way back in 1990. Long before I could take advantage of the intertubes or, y'know, a slightly more developed brain, I would huddle in front of the ole Windows 3.1 Packard Bell and try to figure out Ron Gilbert's clever puzzles and laugh at the absurd dialogue. I think I was held up in Part One for roughly three or four months until a friend realized how to solve the Fettucini Brothers puzzle.

Seeing and reliving all this with flashy new graphics, voice acting from the superb Curse of Monkey Island cast, and fully orchestrated music is like seeing an old friend after many years of separation. Or rather, rereading a treasured book, as I'm basically solving all the puzzles from memory at this point.

I'm hoping this will prove a cash cow for LucasArts and a return to their '90s roots, so bring on the rest of the Monkey Island series! Except for Escape. Man, fuck Escape.