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Cute Things Dying Violently 1.1 Patch Change Log

Posted by Alex Jordan on September 6, 2011

Here are the list of changes that users can expect in CTDV version 1.1:

• Increased wampas by 75%
• Martyrdom perk now drops 10 grenades simultaneously and is mandatory on all Critters
• Lowered the rate of fire on the MP5K submachine gun
• Added more pink
• Added capability for playing with a 3rd and 4th player in local multiplayer
• Removed capability for playing with a 3rd and 4th player in local multiplayer, because of spite.
• Increased Critter volume by 1000% and speaking rate by 500%
• Increased Critter voice pitch by 200%
• Added new quests to Westfall
• Fixed bug where Xbox DVD tray would eject disks directly into your scrotum at high velocity
• Fixed the "Jesus infinite respawn" glitch
• Fixed all misspellings of the word "vagina"
• Fixed bug wherein software would become self-aware and try to join Skynet
• Added approximately 2.3% more fun

Coming soon.